The Mega-Zine Museum
July 18, 1996
ANT GIRL & THE WANNABE want to know what the heck Cherry Stone was being spat out about.
THE MAN WITH THE INSATIABLE DESIRE FOR KNOWLEDGE - you're not original.
THE SUPER FURRY ONE You are never too old to read the 'Zine.
BOBBIE GOULDING'S BROKEN TOOTH Carry on sending the toast jokes and you will never appear on the 'Zine. The choice is yours!
DEAR 'ZINE
I've left school and will start college in September. Freedom! I'm going to two festivals, lots of parties and I'm going to get a tan.
Plus Dodgy's new album is out! Summer '96 is the best ever!
Desert Gypsy, cutting some rug.
Desert Gypsy, it is so nice to hear
FROM A HAPPY ZINESTER, NOT THE NORM!
WHY....
...Does Bootless Boris think that people are sad enough to use his unused pseudonyms?
...Hasn't Lou from Neighbours noticed that Cheryl is someone else?
...Do people slag off Punk and Grunge??? (I'm on your side, BJ's Blue Hair).
Answers on a postcard to:
The Smashed Pumpkin
Who exactly is Cheryl then? Let me
KNOW OR I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP!!
DEAR 'ZINE
I would just like to say that it's so obvious what the yellow blob is. Wait for it.....
It's INK! Why it's yellow I don't know. It could be because blue won't show up on the black background.
I think I now deserve a prize.
The Tooty Frootie
WLW is not in the habit of prize
SENDING. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL!
DEAR 'ZINE
If there's one lot I really am surly to, it's those who think gay people are "unnatural" and deserve fewer rights.
Straight relationships may deal with the human species' reproductive needs, but that doesn't mean that as an expression of love, gay ones are somehow less valid.
And who'd come to harm in a world where the two sexualities are equal?
Surly Hermit
KERMITO!
What's your problem? X-Files is excellent.
As for fighting over the name, you're sad people.
The Lemming
