The Mega-Zine Museum
July 28, 1996
THE ORANGE, THE GREEN AND THE BANANA say the yellow blob distracts readers from reading the letters, meaning they have to read the whole section a few times a day. Never!
SQUIRREL AND G-MAN wonder why they get sleep at the side of the faces - who puts it there during the night? Yes, the Sleep Fairy got them. Well done!
THE MAN FROM PLANET ZOG thinks he is so, so smart with his sarcastic remarks about Nick Fisher. Some advice, matey, write to Nick. You need help badly!
DEAR 'ZINE
Passing my driving test nearly proved fatal to me!
Cruising along the motorway, I caught a quick glimpse of my face in the rear view mirror and couldn't drag my eyes away. As a result, I almost crashed into a matchstick at the lights.
Oh, if only mirrors were extinct? Then I wouldn't have to stop every second to gasp at such perfection.
Adonis
The new road safety campaign will add
DON'T BE VAIN AND DRIVE!
YO 'ZINE
Puffin and Whizzy rule,
Iron Lion is a fool.
AFKA Gonzo - shut your gob,
We prefer Tath and Bob.
Happy Hippy sounds real fun,
Pelt the 'Tache with a bun.
White Line Warrior is so great,
So print this poem, don't be late.
Puffin and Whizzy, rave dudettes
What? You rule, while I'm only great?
BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT, YOU MINNIONS!
DEAR 'ZINE
To be a true Pants, you must:
- Wear your baseball cap backwards
- Wear really baggy pants
- Never do any work at school
- Stick your ear to a ghetto blaster
- Have a mate called "Ob Yob"
Wendy Wombat
Hope you're not talking about your
FRIENDS, WOMBAT? THEY WON'T LIKE IT!
DEAR 'ZINE
I find it appalling that pop stars spend a fortune on pop videos when there are people dying of starvation in the Third World.
Instead, pop stars, like Celine Dion, should be setting an example to fans.
Why spend money on pop videos when it could save people's lives?
(Un)Happy Hippy
What do other 'Ziners think?
THEORIES ON WHAT WLW REALLY MEANS
- World's Largest Whelk
- Wicked Lying Wombat
- Wet Look Wednesday
- Whacky Lovable Worm
- Wind Like Whistles
- Wonderful Lovely Witch
- Wounded Lion's Wardrobe
- Wizard's Long Wand
The Supreme Being
Tidy Look Thursday, Fancy Look Friday
SORRY, BUT I'LL STICK TO JUST WLW!
