The Mega-Zine Museum
July 7, 1996
FICTIONAL RABBIT What is the point of cats? They only eat and sleep.
SECOND WISE MONKEY Please tell Iron Lion I found his joke hysterical too. It kept me laughing for hours.
MR MOJO The new Carte D'or ice cream should be said quickly, and it sounds like 'car door'.
SKYWALKER'S SEVERED HAND Dr Who? It was rubbish. The cast were thinner than paper and what was the eye of Harmony supposed to do?
DEAR ZINE
The other day I was in a cafe and decided to order soup. Looking at the soup section there was a choice of two.
I could have Oasis soup or soup. When the lady came over to take my order, I asked what the difference was.
Well when you buy the Oasis soup, she began: YOU-GET-A-ROLL-WITH-IT!!
Flower Power Hippy
And then I suppose you left no tip
AND SHE LOOKED BACK IN ANGER
DEAR ZINE
If a cow comes up to you and says "do you like my yellow tank top?", don't worry - you're not mad, the cow is.
After all, you'd have to be to wear a tank top.
Artist formerly known as Gonzo
PS I know I'm vain I thrive on it!
You'd be more worried if a cow said
DON'T INSULT MY TANK TOP, SONNY!!
DEAR LUVVIES
Four ways to create your own No frills Musikfestspiele: Me in the Dark
- Buy several Melody Pop CDs and play lively renditions of Creep, Babies...
- Pretend to be a crowd of thousands
- Go wild, smile and sign an autograph
- Declare that Me in the Dark 97 is off
Lawdy Miss Clawdy
What a complete waste of time.
I'D RATHER EAT MY TOENAILS!!
OI! AFKA GONZO NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Why don't you and your red cape just get on yer bike and peddle outta town?
We Rave Dudettes think very highly of our immortal friend Lestat, so to save us all the hassle of shoving a Rave CD down your useless throat, just shut up and leave Lestat alone.
You have been warned.
Rave Dudettes and friends of Lestat.
DEAR WLW
I think it would be a good idea to get Channel 4 to stop broadcasting for one hour a day and just broadcast Teletext.
Jim di Griz, Saving the World.
WLW - I agree but why stop at one hour? Let's have a Teletext nation!
