The Mega-Zine Museum
July 6, 1996
TAFKA KERMIT has noticed that Mulder hardly ever wears a rain coat!
SNOOKERBALL RON says Tath and Bob split up because Bob had bad breath. Is this the answer to a nation's question!?!
FLAMING FLAMINGO wants Morpheus to know he/she has talent and must use it wisely.
BOBBIE GOULDING'S BROKEN TOOTH Wrong yet again! The yellow blob is so simple if you really thought about it!
THINGS I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY!
The yellow blob is obviously in the shape of Europe. Even if it isn't, it could be, admit it.
The battle of the bands is getting boring. People who only like one type of music or band should open their mind.
Avoid prejudice. Help those less fortunate. Respect everything. Work hard. Peace.
An intelligent idiot
If the above is what you've always
WANTED TO SAY, YOU'RE A SADDO!
THEORIES ABOUT THE YELLOW BLOB
An obscure map of Europe.
A surreal yellow elephant.
Rough sideways map of the UK.
WLW venting her spleen on a Friday night/Saturday morning!
Steve, The Enigma
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
I SUGGEST YOU ALL GIVE UP
DEAR 'ZINE
This gorgeous guy invited me to a party. I said I'd bring my friend as she was feeling down.
I introduced them and they went off to a corner. They spent the whole time together and are now totally in love.
My search goes on. Where are you, my Mr Perfect?
Gess
The moral of the above: never take
GORGEOUS SINGLE BUDS TO PARTIES!
OI! TAFKA KERMIT
Just who do you think you are? You come waltzing in here and steal my name and just put the Artist Formerly Known As in front of it. This is not on.
Either you disappear for good, or I will get Miss Piggy on to you.
The Real Kermit
PS. A real muppet would not talk about the X-Files.
I HAVE ONE QUESTION!
How did Mark Owen manage to look cute when he was last on Top of the Pops, when he was in such a need of a shave?
Pink Cucumber
