The Mega-Zine Museum
July 12, 1996
LAWDY MISS CLAWDY says "TRASH" is a song to send your soul searching!
COBAINS MOODSWING Your ode to Italia will be on tomorrow. Watch this space!
GINGER'S DISCIPLE did you honestly think we would put a letter on which just consists of swearing? Bog off!
ONE BREATH After a fortnight like that you truly derserve a BIG TIME apology. I AM SO VERY SORRY.
DEAR LESTER FROM ANGST, JUNE 24th
The Manics have come to terms with Richey's disappearance and like myself so should you.
His memory lives on and his lyrics are used in their new album 'Everything must go'. It is undoubtedly their best album, but I'm NOT saying their better off without him.
You should look to the future with the strength and courage that they have shown.
Elvis Impersonator
Right! Richey is a loss
BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON - AND HOW!
RE: RELIGION
Joyrider said: "You can't honestly look at God's creations and not believe in Him (or Her!)"
However, to describe the world around us as God's creations presupposes a belief in a God to create these creations.
So all Joyrider actually said is "If you believe in God, then you believe in God.". Stunning insight, there!
Cherry stone, being spat out
TO FOLLOWERS OF RELIGION...
I respect that each person has the right to follow whichever religion they choose. But I disagree with believers pushing non-believers into going to church.
Just like you, I have the right to choose not to believe. I am happy with myself and try to do the right thing by others.
What's the problem? Isn't happiness what realy counts?
Strawberry Shortcake
Please send a large Strawberry for
WLW's DREARY WALLS!
DEAR 'ZINE
I have just realised that eating is great. It's fun, eco-friendly and anybody can do it (unless they've got no mouth).
Also you can try it out on anything. Yesterday I ate a whole brick and today I am going to eat a cat.
Also, I have realised that flies are pointless because all they do is throw up on food.
Tanya's Dynamic Child
ORANGE KANGAROO EATS LION
I was walking down the street when I was pulled into a spaceship by two aliens - Zed and Oko. They asked me for an elephant, so I told them to go go the zoo.
They put me down and I never did see them again, although the local zoo was broken into yesterday night.
If anyone sees them, tell them that Ron says "hello, and to come round anytime".
Snookerball Ron, supernatural friend
WLW thinks you are seriously deranged
AND SHOULD BE PUT AWAY - FOREVER!
