The Mega-Zine Museum
July 3, 1996
THE ASYLUM We cannot direct 'Ziners lost in the wind to your house. Sorry!
KEEPER OF THE DREAM Skippy is dead. He has been dead for years. You could probably find his long, long-lost nephew, but that's it.
THE KNIGHT WHO SAYS "NE" Would like to vote GONZO to be the next PM!
FICTIONAL RABBIT The picture of Jarvis hangs proudly on my wall. Thank you!
MAGNIFICENT MANDY MOANER Is trash in?
DEAR GCSE TAKERS
I know at the moment you don't feel particularly optimistic or happy, but I want you to know that survival is possible.
I took my GCSEs last year - hated them but gritted my teeth, got them over with and went on to have the longest, most fun summer ever. I even got the grades I wanted.
Good luck and do your best!
Ernie, looking for Bert
Green words of wisdom from one
WHO TRULY KNOWS
DEAR 'ZINE
I saw this newspaper headline the other day "Thief caught by camera". I think it is a very worrying trend when previously inanimate objects now have the power to catch people.
It's really scarey and shows technology is taking over.
The Joyrider
Next we will be arrested by shopping
TROLLEYS & CHAIRS WILL EAT US!
DEAR 'ZINE
After watching Sunday's Babylon 5, I would just like to say that it is the most intelligent and brilliant Sci-fi programme on the TV.
I admit I am a die-hard Trekker and always will be, but this series of B5 has completely stunned me.
Unfortunately I feel out on a limb about this. Are there any 'Ziners out there who feel the same way?
Mr Spock, planet Nyrhtak
DEAR 'ZINE
Last week I bought five fish. They are called Morrissey, Terry, Coxy, Parlophone and WLW.
Since I put them in the pond (five days ago), no-one has seen them at all.
Either they're very shy or I own(ed) the lesser known dissolving goldfish.
Trust me to get the RUBBISH ones.
The Average Believer
LISTEN!
A potato walks into a greengrocer's and says "Hello, I'm a potato".
The green-grocer replies, "I know, I'm a green-grocer."
The moral is: there is none, life holds no answers.
The Kilt and Sporran
