The Mega-Zine Museum
July 1, 1996
ELASTIC BAND says WLW is inconsistent with opinions. Eh, have you snapped? I consistently say that your letters are so woeful they're fit for the bin.
THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER thinks the only mystic thing about Mystic Meg is how she ever got a job. I agree. See Maj Orr (P128 ITV). She's a real star!
NORTHERN SCUM believes the postal strike was a conspiracy to break the communication between teenagers and the oracle of wit and wisdom, WLW. Never. Who would want to stop us talking?
Hippy Chick claims an IQ of 176 (not)!
REVIEW: THE EXAMS
This begins with real possibilities - a confident, positive central character and a plot that works.
Halfway through it all goes wrong.
The storyline goes to the dogs, the whole cast have a collective and totally irrelevant nervous breakdown and all the good things meant to happen to the heroine just don't.
I don't want to know what happens in the last scene!
The Muso, work it out yourself
Get real, this raging tempest known as
EXAMS IS ALL PART OF GROWING UP!
DEAR 'ZINE
I was glad recently (You can't be serious? WLW). This was because I saw a letter by another 'Ziner telling everybody to go around spreading love between Blur and Oasis fans.
I tried it. This love lasted 20 minutes before war broke out in my humanities class about who sold the most records in the last year.
The Goalpost
OTHER USES FOR SKATEBOARDS
- Take off the wheels and use it as a snowboard (you do need snow for this, though!)
- Use it as a trolley for carrying home all those extra groceries (no more taxi fares to pay!)
- Use it to put children on when they complain about aching legs on those long country walks (that'll put an an end to their moaning!)
Shifty
A JOKE FOUND ON AN APPLE MINI LOLLY
Which reptile tells jokes?
A stand up chameleon!
Fran's id
