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June 30, 1996

SHIFTY would like to point out that it's a big wide world out there and there's more to music than Britpop.

JCSMRSNBMWCD's day was brightened "no end" after reading Iron Lion's joke about Michael Jackson melting.

KILLER KITTEN says Midnight Sun is a bore and should get a life. Go have a stake and garlic bread on her she says.

TWIG THE WONDER KID wonders if the GCSE maths questions were set by Vic Reeves.

Have a fab summer and don't burn

 

DEAR WLW

I've heard there's a Michael Bolton hate society. Bryan Adams may be rather tedious to listen to but he has one redeeming feature: HE hates Michael Bolton.

Bryan Adams has gone up in my estimation, from maggot on the bloated corpse of rock and roll to cockroach on the plump underbelly of Elvis.

Where can I get in touch with this society?

Bernard the Mongoose

How can you even entertain the thought

OF WASTING BRAINCELLS ON MR BOLTON?

 

ARRRRRGHHHH!

I HATE HATE HATE those so-called concept trainers, as mentioned on Sort It! like the Nike Total Air Max. They SUCK!!!!!

Hey all you mad, mad people, go and buy a pair of SENSIBLE trainers like some Airwalks, Northwaves or Vans. They're cheaper and they don't look STUPID!

Stretch Tinker, in the real world

Airwalks are too common now. Look out

FOR TRAINERS BY ACUPUNCTURE.

 

MY FAVE BANDS

  • Manic Street Preachers
  • Nirvana
  • Hole
  • Radiohead
  • Cable
  • Supergrass
  • Menswear

Yeah

Ms Carbohydrate

What about some French rap like IAM and

ALLIANCE ETHNIK? GOOD FOR YOUR VOCAB

 

DEAR ANDY THE BEDFORD PAGAN

Shame you've had such a dodgy experience with your friend's church youth group. But your words have probably reinforced people's stereotypes of young Christians.

We're not all stuffy bores or fanatical nutters. Some of us are nice normal people with an added motivation.

Please people, open your minds and don't judge us by our faith!

Booth's Bad Angel

 

ZINE

If Christianity demands 'respect for all people' and 'doesn't preach hatred' (The Girl with the Tippex Mouse), how come it's the most blatantly anti-gay institution that exists?

2 Metal Freaks

PS The 'Tache - please go away

Hang on. I think we're confusing

CHRISTIANITY WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION