The Mega-Zine Museum
June 23, 1996
TWO-WAY IDIOT MIRROR thinks skinny lasses are just dead jealous of us voluptuous gals. Bones are OUT, curves are in (and out).
JCSMRSNBMWCD wants Sarah Vandenbergh off our screens for good. That goes for Bob Monkhouse too.
YAM believes Two Face's telepathic word was 'floor'. Was Yam right?
THE JOYRIDER hates quidnuncs (gossips to you) and thinks they should have the guts to say it to the person involved.
STARLUSTED BLUE BABE says the indie
MUSIC FEST IN BRIGHTON WAS FANTASTIC
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I think there is a distinct lack of cool but less well-known bands on this page, so I'm here to educate.
Throwing Muses: Utter fabulousness for over a decade.
Tindersticks: The best band in Britain EVER.
Palace: So you thought country was full of pathetic love songs sung by fat, overdressed women? No.
The Delicate Cutter
At the mo' WLW is off pop and into
THE BIG SOUND OF BIG BAND!!
DEAR EX-SCIENCE TEACHER
You are evil.
If someone finishes their work you call them a devil. You're forever accusing people of things they didn't do. You never get people's names right.
You laugh at people if they get an answer wrong and your mate called my brother a moron. He obviously mistook him for you. Please go away and take your evil friend with you.
The Average Believer
If Gillian Shephard has her way
BEHAVIOUR LIKE THAT WILL BE HISTORY
DEAR MEGAZINE
A friend of mine has become involved with a local church youth group. She was once easy-going and open-minded. Now, according to her all the 'false religions' (Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism and so on) are 'damned'.
People like me are even worse, as 'all witches, druids, pagans and New Agers are satanists'.
Makes you think.
Andy, the Bedford pagan
Anything that preaches hate is dodgy.
COMPASSION AND LOVE IS ALL
DEAR ZINE
Some three-and-a-half weeks ago I sent in a request for a penpal. My request was edited and it portrayed a mindless fool, when actually I'm a cool kinda person. The response has been ZILCH.
So here's a note about Melanie, AKA pp123:
I'll write to M/Fs, I enjoy everything cool, grunge/indie, cinema and being MAD.
Little Miss Huff
CRUISIN' THROUGH MY CDS
My SISTERS WITH VOICES drank too much and weren't feeling FOR REAL.
I thought they were being IMMATURE, but I took them to see DR DRE anyway.
Walking through the BLACKSTREET we saw a SMOOTH BROWN-STONE outside the DOGG POUND. A guy threw it ABOVE THE RIM and started to SWEAT. His name was KEITH.
Super Soul Sis
I cannot understand how anyone can bear
THAT TREMBLY WAILING CALLED SWING
