The Mega-Zine Museum
May 21, 1996
LOIS OF THE FOL-DE-ROL wants to marry Gideon, Giver of Light.
NOWHERE MAN has an unhealthy obsession with Eternal. Is it any wonder that none of his letters appear on 'Zine?
LITTLE GREEN SMURF doesn't know what WLW stands for... and she wants to get on the 'Zine? Ha, fat chance!
ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GONZO had a depressing morning and wants to upset as many other people as possible. He says he ate Pingu!
He didn't really, that's why he's upset
...HE COULDN'T GET THE WRAPPER OFF!
DEAR 'ZINEY PEOPLE
Wouldn't it be great if the world was like a musical?
You could walk down the street, burst into song and start dancing and people would just join in instead of laughing at you.
Everything would be perfectly in time with the music - which just appears from nowhere - and you wouldn't even need choreographers.
Neon Magnetic Sheep
And nobody would get mad if you jumped
ON THEIR CAR BONNET IN MID SONG...
DEAR HALF A PERSON
Thank you greatly for your kind words,
Sung so sweetly just like the birds.
Now may I ask why you're incomplete?
Your other half seems so obsolete.
Are you afraid of what may be revealed,
If that half were no longer concealed?
Are you searching for meaning in life,
Burdened by problems, trouble & strife?
Oh Half a Person, you're as deep as the sea.
Believe in yourself and you'll be like me.
The Poetic 1
Life is like Lego. It's all a case of
WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT
DEAR NORTHERN SOUL
I was having an extremely happy night until I read your education manifesto.
I have many friends who go, or have gone, to a private school NOT because they are rich but because they are clever.
Most of them have been awarded assisted places to keep them there. I would say you are very stupid but your other ideas were OK.
Vampire Goddess
TO THE AVERAGE BELIEVER
How dare you say that Oasis rip off The Beatles. True Beatles fans realise that Oasis simply let the Beatles live in the undertones of their own original musical style.
Whatever will it be next - Pulp ripping off the Carpenters?
Get a life, you sad Blur fan!
The Ghost of John Lennon
Doesn't anyone agree that this is a
VERY OLD AND BORING ARGUMENT?
