The Mega-Zine Museum
May 24, 1996
TOFFEE TONED AND BLAND says... The Wonderous Wilson. Eh up! We're in!
THE WANNABE wrote a great letter about deja vu being related to past lives but like so many 'Zinesters he/she wrote enough to fill 10 pages... big mistake!
RODNEY REGATTA... says he's built the circuitry for a Tardis but can't find a police box. There's no hope f'ya Rod!
DR STRANGE is struggling to hold onto reality. His main problem is that his hamster keeps taunting him.
Observation for today: Epistles rarely
IMPRESS WLW - HASN'T ANYONE TWIGGED?
HELLO 'ZINE
Sarah Cracknell (St Etienne) is excellent, despite a skinny waif telling me Sarah's too fat to wear short dresses.
Too fat? I don't think so, nor do most of the male population.
I am honestly one of the world's biggest black eyeliner fans. RESPECT!
Silver Feather Boa
Aardvark. This could be the beginning
OF SOMETHING BIG...
REPLY TO JAGGY PILL
I'm not a "sad and lonely nerd or anything". Who are you trying to convince? Yourself or everyone else?
There's no such thing as a nerd or a skater or a raver.
There are only those who have been brainwashed into believing these things exist, and others who see through the stereotyping to see the real person.
Some Guy, On The Rox
How not to get on air: "What's happened
TO THE 'ZINE... I REMEMBER WHEN..."
RESPECTFUL WORDS OF WISDOM
- P eople who come to read Mega-zine
- U nited they are - all in one thing.
- N o-one is sane and that is a fact
- J azzz they seem - the people like rap.
- A nd they're wicked - people all round
- B ut the fact is they come from 1 town.
- P unjab Posse has landed here
- O ffering advice to all listening ears.
- S top making the 'Zine empty of flavour
- S o make it cool with flavour to savour
- E nd of transmission.
How not to get on 'Zine: Diss the ever
POWERFUL WHITE LINE WARRIOR!
REVIEW - TOTS TV (Ch 3)
This must be one of the greatest feats of children's TV around. I'm only upset that it has not been put in a later slot, when people of all ages could appreciate it.
An excellent production, ranking in the leagues with Sesame Street, Let's Pretend and the all-time British classic Rainbow.
Long live Telly!
Ugly As Sin
DEAREST DARLING TEE-PEE
I am 14 and I remember the Rainbow song clear as a bell! Oh, the good old days.
Does anyone remember Bagpuss or that cartoon with the ginge baby who made a rocket in his sandpit and flew into space every night when his mum and dad were in bed?
Ah, nothing like a stroll down memory lane. Remember kids er... if opportunity doesn't knock, build a door!
Rod, Jane, Freddy's Changeling Daughter
How not to get on the 'Zine:
USE NAMES THAT ARE TOO LONG!
