The Mega-Zine Museum
May 19, 1996
'ZINERS, WLW here. Our postie is upset because of the huge load of replies to the REM query. Whatever about the girl, you woke him up. ENOUGH!
ALBERT THE CHICKEN wonders: does anyone remember shell suits? He has a tasty Queen's Park Rangers blue one. Saddo!
PUFFIN & WHIZZY searched the Custard Creams but couldn't find any cream. They're not pleased. You're kiddin'?
BONO'S VOICEBOX wants a new political party, the Assoc of Rivetting Social
Exhibitionists, with AFKA Gonzo as
NO.1 REAL MONSTER RAVING LOONEY!
DEAR 'ZINE
It was all a conspiracy wasn't it? Despite many unprinted letters (you wish) insisting that I was not female, you continued to say that I was.
However, after much sulking, I now realise you only did this just to get rid of me (you wish again!).
Now for the last time, I'm not a girl. And if you continue to insist that I am, I'll get very angry.
Tanya's Dynamic Child
Conspiracy? Of course. Oh, the fun we
HAD PRETENDING YOU'RE A GIRL (NOT)!
IRON LION PROMOTIONS PRESENTS:
The First Annual 'Zine Boxing Comp
First Round draw is as follows:
- AFKA Gonzo V. Lestat
- Iron Lion V. The Joyrider
- Surly Hermit V. Iron Lion again
- Tath V. Bob
Iron Lion, beating up enemies
The final should be great fun
IRON LION BEATING UP IRON LION!
DEAR 'ZINE
Why all the fuss about a 'Zine convention? We have our own convention here on 442 every day. It lasts longer and can be accessed from anywhere.
Also, no-one has to wear those stupid little badges saying who you are and where you're from like others do at conventions.
Vladamir Illyich Lenin
DEAR 'ZINE
Why does Mystic Meg never predict that unemployed people will win the National Lottery?
She thinks her use of letters, numbers, colours, etc, ensures her psychic image is protected and maintained. But wouldn't it be a safer prediction to simply say that an unemployed person will win?
Phanton X
Don't doubt Meg's powers. She has a
CUSHY JOB AND MAKES LOADS OF SWAG!
