The Mega-Zine Museum
April 19, 1996
RUBBERCHICKEN is not looking forward to spending £750 a year for the next seven years to stay at university.
ORANGE OBSERVER says don't stand on drawing pins - they hurt!
BROTHER OF THE LION OF THE BARREL we cannot print your name, as we can't actually understand it. Are you a giraffe by any chance?!?
BERNARD THE EXPLODING MONGOOSE says the only thing money can't buy is abject poverty!
I don't think it's possible for a
CORK TO DOUBLE AS A PARTY SAUSAGE
REPLY TO THE VAMPIRE ARMAND
Dear Armand
As a very avid fan of the "Vampire Chronicles" I have to inform you that you are dead, deceased, gone, no more.
In short, you, my love, are dust. Had you read the fifth chronicle - Memnock the Devil, you would already know this.
Terribly sorry, darling.
Lots of Love, the Brat Princess
ALANIS MORISSETTE
From the moment she walked on stage (clad in usual leather trousers and satin shirt), Alanis was fantastic.
I spent most of the time trying to follow her dashing across the stage and the highlight was her drumming in the middle of You Learn.
She screeched and warbled through everything and it was absolutely brilliant.
Miss Thing
WLW agrees that Alanis is
AN ULTRA COOL CHICK
DEAR ZINE
- Why do great bands always split up too soon? Like The Housemartins.
- Why does Ian Broudie never take his sunglasses off?
- Why is my best friend Lucy mad about the City of Hull?
- Why do mothers always want you to get a sensible, proper job?
Has anyone got any answers?
Sweet Dreamer
DEAR 'ZINE
Reasons why exams can be fun:
- We get a long holiday afterwards.
- We don't have to wear school uniform.
- When they're all over we can celebrate like mad.
- I can't think of any more!
Shorty the Naughty
The most important one you have
LEFT OUT IS - NO MORE REVISION
JELLY
Nothing is better than Jelly. I want to get in touch with Jelly Flamingo so I can eat her.
Raging Green Flip-Flop from Hell
PS. Never eat Digestive biscuits in the shower.
