The Mega-Zine Museum
March 25, 1996
INSOMNIAC: PUNK IN DMs thinks townies should be sacrificed to Beavis and Butthead!
PINK WRITING UNDERNEATH THE GREEN is asking all Zinesters to buy Shed Seven's new single. Does she have a vested interest? Very suspicious!
ALBINO HEDGEHOG compares Paul Goddard to a marmite sandwich but with too little marmite to taste it!
DEMONICA has squished all the fairies. They are as good as pancakes.
Yes, but do you prefer them with
LEMON JUICE OR JUST SUGAR?
BOOK REVIEW - THE PORT by James Follins
Well what can I say? Very daring. I don't know how he gets away with some of the things he says...
"The driver of the ship is called the captain".
A very long book with over ten pages, well, over ten of those cardboard things which aren't really strictly pages.
The illustrations are equal to a Michaelangelo painting.
Only for very strong readers.
Cookie Monster
DEAR SURLY HERMIT
I come home every evening
And switch onto the 'Zine.
I watch as your inspired lines
Flash across the screen.
Savo never turned me on
He's gone for good I hope.
I could never hit it off
With Iron Lion Antelope.
Bob's already got his Tath
And Lestat's just a mess.
So Mr Surly Hermit
Can I be your Hermitess?
The 20th Century Girl
Surly Hermit, this one must be in love,
SHE FORGOT ME IN HER POEM! WLW (HURT)
DEAR 'ZINE
I just have to complain. I'm sick to death of hearing "I wanna be a hippy" by Technohead.
It's all very well making fun of hippies, but at least they believe in love and peace.
If more people believed that "all you need is love" then the human race might stand a chance.
Timeless Hippy
THEME SONG FOR RAINBOW
This really is the work of a genius - if only it could be released as a single! The lyrics are finely crafted, and will bring joy to anyone's ears.
The joyous and cheery sound of this sing-a-long song is a hit with me, and it leaves me in a manic and ecstatic state every time I hear it.
"Up above the streets and houses, rainbow flying high..."
The Dream On The Moon
The Rainbow theme song has merit but
MR BENN'S THEME IS THE TOP BANANA!
DEAR 'ZINE
I haven't any spanners and I'm sure my hamster is going to to be annoyed. Maybe I should eat a lemon.
The problem with the world today is that not enough people wear bicycle clips but that's what comes with voting in the Tories for nigh on two centuries.
My friend Midnight Muffin resists most splendidly the urge to sing opera...
Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
Dr Strange, strutting provocatively!
Midnight Muffin? Who is this temptress
THAT YOU SPEAK OF? LET US HEAR MORE!
