The Mega-Zine Museum
March 24, 1996
RODNEY REGATTA saw Tath and Bob in a Basingstoke post office drawing their old age pensions!
THE TACHE asks why does bottled water have "still water" written on the side? Is it to reasure us that it hasn't changed recently?
ANONYMOUS HALIFAX TOWN FAN is lonely, being the only person in the universe that chews liquorice menthol gum.
LORD VETINARI thinks 'Zinesters should unite and form an unstable army.
Lord Vetinari, your letters make
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD SEEM SANE!
DEAR MR GODDARD
So you reckon old Zimmy would hate any new versions of his songs? Rubbish! Bob constantly re-invents all his own songs - take the
Rolling Thunder Revue versions of Lay Lady Lay for example.
Without the influence of the old master bands like Ministry would be nowhere.
Get some copies of The Telegraph fanzine and a video of Renaldo and Clara and see the light.
The Old Rounder in the Iron Mask
WHERE'S SAVO GONE? 4 POSSIBLES...
- He married Raging Indie Butterfly and was too ashamed to write again.
- His big mouth consumed his whole body
- He realised the 'Zine was too cool, even for him.
- He has gone undercover to hunt for the magnetic barlas.
Quick get Mulder & Scully to solve it!
Hollywood Girl & the Soulsaver
Maybe he realised that people were
BORED WITH HIS MINDLESS DRIVEL!
DEAR 'ZINERS & 'ZINETTES
I haven't always been the intelligent being I will soon be established as.
Imagine my shock when receiving my school report I discovered that my head of year deemed my work "erratic".
I assume some joker has been adding rude illustrations to all my essays!
Love
Mia Wallace
DEAR WLW
OK, you win. I'm sorry for saying you smell and I'm sure that you don't really.
I have suffered my 'not having any letters printed' punishment and I must say that it has been the most depressing time of my life.
So please stop it now or I'll die.
Iron Lion Antelope
Get real! It'll take more than Kissy
KISSY LETTERS TO GET BACK ON ZINE!
ODE TO ANNE RICE BOOKS
There once was a vampire called Lestat,
Who thought he was the best at...
Everything!
The girl with X-ray Eyes
