The Mega-Zine Museum
March 8, 1996
NEG CREEP defeated the Yogi Egg men and now claims to have ownership of more than six million sheep. Baaaaa!!!!
THE VAMPIRE GODDESS appeals to King Phoenix to award her the next coloured avocado. Tough, we've eaten them all!
ETHERAL LION sent us words starting with cat. Hope the dog gets you soon.
REBECCA & CHINMAN say that goats are superior to humans as few humans can operate a video. Goats haven't been given the chance to mess up.
What films could goats make?
BILLY THE KID!
TEN THINGS THAT WOULD SURVIVE A NUCLEAR WAR
- Egg cups
- Rats
- French people
- Brussels sprouts
- Coca Cola
- Cockroaches
- Rocks
- Iron Lion Antelope
- Me
- WLW
Artist Formerly Known as Gonzo
TO LUCAN CHARLESYBOY KING
Have you ever been to Norfolk? If so, you would know that not all Norfolk people have broad accents and not all of it is farmland.
You obviously don't live in Norwich, because their football team is called Norwich City.
I'm fed up with arrogant people who do not live in Norfolk stereotyping us.
Norwich lass, annoyed
The farm shop at Moreston has closed
AND IT MAKES ME SAD. BLAKENEY ROCKS.
IN MY RED PATENT LEATHER HANDBAG OF IMPOSSIBLES:
Scully agrees with Mulder straightaway that a case in Alabama is an X-file.
Alan Hansen finds no fault with a football match.
Noel Edmonds tells a funny joke.
Blur and Oasis celebrate their small egos by enjoying a cup of tea and a buttered scone together.
Bayside Jenny, the polymorph
DEAR 'ZINE
King Canute had hurt his foot, and expressed this with a loud scream.
He sat at his laptop dolefully and started to write to the 'Zine.
His life became an irritating blur so he ground his CDs to a pulp while making sandcastles in an oasis, and thought: if this letter doesn't get printed, next time I'll write it on human skin.
Fuzzy Syndicate Plastacasta
How did King Canute hurt his foot?
DID A WEE CRAB NIP HIS TOE AS HE SAT?
THE COOK IS OUT THERE
7.04am Gutwood Prison, Death Row
Our analysis shows that Savo escaped the stocks by seconds!
The Zinester vanished into the crowd when the executioner Bubbles had to dash for the nearest lav during an unfortunate looseness of the bowels caused be eating macro-biotic laxatives.
The cook who put them in Bubbles' soup is an old member of the 'Zine. Spooky.
What kind of stocks did he escape?
FISH AND BEEF OR VEAL OR CHICKEN?
