The Mega-Zine Museum
March 6, 1996
KNICKERLESS NICHOLAS (Ms) says Oasis are better than Blur and everyone knows that!
THE PRESIDENT says if Jarvis Cocker loses his job he could always be a lampost, a bean pole or a door mat!
THE VAMPIRE We would like to inform you we do not take biting threats seriously.
THE FUZZ asks everyone to support the 24-hour famine!
PSYCHO GREEN DAY GIRL Correction, it
was not your first time on the 'Zine,
AS YOUR LETTER DID NOT APPEAR!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, MENTION THIS POOR POOR SHOP
There's a shop near me that hasn't got a lot to sell. In fact it only ever has 3 Mars bars, 1 roll of toilet paper, two penny sweeties and a partridge in a pear tree.
It's known as the "Chicken Vindaloo Shop".
I must go now, I've got my pocket money. Hmm, what shall I buy?
The Red Hot Chilli Banana
DEAR 'ZINE
Older people who complain about our generation usually have no viable evidence to prove why, in their eyes we are abnormal.
However, I have stumbled across the evidence. It was a torture which we were all put through as children.
This torture is that it was never explained to any of us why Bungle from rainbow wore clothes in bed, but nothing during the day.
Does anybody know the truth?
The Violet Sunflower
Please let us know the truth
WHY, OH WHY, WAS BUNGLE NAKED?
MUSIC WORLD CONS
- Oasis are people, not a place where water is found in a desert.
- Blur are people, not something that cannot be seen properly.
- Garbage are people, not an American word for rubbish.
- Pulp are people, not the fleshy part of a fruit.
Iron Lion Antelope
DEAR 'ZINE
I'd just like all the 'Zinesters out there to know:
- I've just won £2 on an Instants Card (Tee Hee!)
- I got a 'C' for my maths resit (Double Tee Hee!)
- I've got tickets for Oasis at Main Road in April! (Triple Tee Hee!)
LIFE IS SWEET!
Spender's Espadrilles, Shaftsbury Ave
It's so nice when we get a cheery
'ZINESTER - NOT JUST MIZZOGS!
A PERFECT WORLD
A perfect world would have no humans. We are the main cause of world problems We are greedy and selfish. We abuse the fact we are "intelligent" enough to make things.
We have all but destroyed our planet and are the worst thing that has happened to it.
This is why I wish I was an elephant.
Inter Rositer Prestidigient KK Byron Wheeler - Vegan
This letter makes a lot of sense -
ELEPHANTS TO RULE THE WORLD?
