The Mega-Zine Museum
March 9, 1996
GIRL WHO BOUGHT THE WORLD says it's not big enough for arguments and wars. Fair enough but she dreams Liverpool FC rule it. A decade ago maybe. Cantona!!!!
DREAM ON THE MOON gave Fuzzy Mushroom awards. Boyzone got worst vid award and Jacko worst male. Jarvis to that!
RED HOT CHILLI BANANA has been struck down by a rare ailment known as the cough. So touching, esp in the chest!
LAPPY ZAPPY thinks Zig & Zag are as good as ever. So good in fact they
could be new MPs for Zooland in the
POST-ELECTION GOVERNMENT!
DEAR 'ZINE
1996 is gonna be one tragic year: Noisy Mothers has gone.
It wouldn't be so bad if we had MTV, 'cos then I'd have Headbangers' Ball, but we can't afford it.
There's still the Radio One rock show but it's not half as good as NM.
Where else can I find my blokes with fuzzy hair?
Lost In Space
SPOONERISMS - OONERSPISMS
Mango chutney - Chango mutney
Shirley Bassey - Birley Shassey
Mum and Dad - Dum and Mad
Cat flap - Flat cap
Oiled Bicyles - Boiled icycles
Evil witch - Wevil itch
Parallel Freckle and the Baby in a Cat Suit
The first one sounds like a jazz
MUSICIAN'S NAME IN THE SEVENTIES
REASONS TO LOVE PJ AND DUNCAN
Ant has better hair than anybody else in the world?
Ant is lush!
Dec is lush!
Ant and Dec just rule the world.
Anon
Good idea really - WLW
BOOK REVIEW - OXFORD SCHOOL DICTIONARY
A good read. A must for people who want to get bored to death. Just the sort of book with which you don't want to tuck up at night.
Very useful if you ever get amnesia and want to know every single word in the English language.
Without it I wouldn't know that rectilinear means bounded by straight lines.
Cookie Monster
Also handy for when you meet people
WITH A BIGGER VOCABULARY THAN YOU
A POEM
Sweet Gothic Vampire goes out to play,
and then comes back to sleep through the day.
I feel lonely, and don't have a friend
so I spend my time writing poems to send.
Sweet Gothic Vampire
