The Mega-Zine Museum
March 5, 1996
INSOMNIAC please do not ask questions that are unanswerable.
THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GONZO wants to know who makes elastic bands.
THE LITTLE RED BRICK FIREPLACE wants to know if anyone understands the Crosse and Blackwell adverts.
THE EVIL BREWER says, what's the score with Bungle in Rainbow these days?
KING PHOENIX THE 'UPFRONT' There is no way you are getting a salary for
writing to Mega-Zine. You're not good
ENOUGH FOR STARTERS!
GOLEM'S VARIETY FUN PAGE
- Block and unblock your ears really fast in a room with several people talking until you hear "Qwack, Qwack, Qwack..." It works with me. I swear.
- What do you call a 'Zinester with an IQ of 5? Gifted.
Golem (Go-lem)
DEAR 'ZINE
I wonder if you would do me a great favour in passing the following message to Daniel Duchovny:
"WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?"
I would be most grateful.
Mister Sister
Don't bother with the moaning minnie
LETTERS, I'M IN CUPID MODE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Am I alone in wondering how other 'Ziners live? And what they look like? It's a pity there isn't a way we could really find out how we all live.
Is Iron Lion Antelope a fool in real life? Are Tath and Bob really two people? Nobody knows.
However, as the man said: "The truth is out there."
The Joyrider
ALTERNATIVE REASONS WHY TAKE THAT SPLIT UP
- They read the 'Zine and realised we couldn't stand them.
- Howard had a good hair day and couldn't cope.
- Their mums told them to be good little boys and do as they're told - SHUT UP.
- They were scared that Robbie was getting more attention.
- They grew up.
Insomniac
If No 2 was correct where would all
THE FURRY ANIMALS LIVE THAT DAY?!
OI, ENFIELD NOOOO!
Hula Hoops shouldn't be round 4EVA. They are individual crisps that should be encouraged to express themselves.
Keeping them round 4EVA is stereotyping. Does anyone agree?
Porcelina, floating on a dream
PS Looking 4ward to a Billy Corgan-shaped Hula Hoop!
Are we getting that sad that we
WRITE ABOUT CRISPS?
