The Mega-Zine Museum
March 3, 1996
THE L-FAX hates the 'Zine. Why d'ya write in then, dolt?
THE HAMSTER KEEPER uses the poor li'l critters as an excuse to take her boyfriend to her room.
NOSILA greets fellow Withnail and I fan Speednik and says remember, don't attempt anything without the gloves.
TATH AND BOB are straining to know who did Simon Quinlank and Rod Hull in Fist of Fun last week. Read the credits you cretins. 'Sides, it was unfunny.
Dizzy Indie Dandelion misses Lentils
AND SAVO. GOOD RIDDANCE I SAY.
PHILOSOPHICAL POSERS
Does the world cease to exist if everyone falls asleep at the same time?
Is reality dependent on the observer?
If everyone on earth converged onto one spot on the planet's surface, would it pull the earth out of it orbit?
If no-one watched soaps would they kill the actors or make them take up singing careers?
Gideon, giver of light
'ZINESTERS!
I'm sick of society's unwritten rules.
During the nineteen and a half years I've been around, I've had only one boyfriend and it lasted the grand total of one day.
Because of this I'm branded sad. Why? Because I don't conform to the way 'normal' people think everyone should be?
Inebriated Gerbil
Ignore those saddos. Rather be single
THAN GO OUT WITH SOME GORILLA
IN REPLY TO TANYA'S DYNAMIC CHILD
Another one jumps onto the "all heavy metal music is satanic" bandwagon.
If you took the time to listen properly you'd hear that Sepultura's sandpaper sound is made by the same instruments played by your precious Blur and Oasis.
Why begrudge a style of music you know little about?
Get lost, and take your petty prejudices with you.
Two Metal Freaks
TO SPACEBOY-WANNABE SPACEGIRL
What a relief! The times I've spent listening to my Red and Blue albums wondering if there was anyone else with such great taste... and there is.
Their music is the most influential in the business. From Eight Days a Week to Walrus, their music is unforgettable.
May their music be around forever. It's up to you and me to convince everyone of their supremacy.
Miss Spinal Cracker
Seminal stuff but don't you listen
TO ANYTHING ELSE? LIKE RAVI SHANKAR?
BULLIED
Some people tease me because of the way I act
And because of my small size, I cannot fight back
So I go home crying, longing for the day when they at last leave me alone
Or bring flowers to my grave.
Why?
Depressed,
Please cheer me up
