The Mega-Zine Museum
March 2, 1996
PURPLE WINDCHIMES's friend the giraffe has just eaten a pasty with red icing and it set his head on fire. Lovely.
THE RAVING SUN would like to introduce Lee-ah the pussycat from Mars. Hiya.
A NORTHERN SOUL wants us to know that ginge hair is the best to have.
DIANA says the bald man in the yellow suit was unavailable for comment.
DANCING HOUSE TECHNO TRANCE NU-ENERGY INTELLIGENT DRUM N BASS SOUL GARAGE DUB
JAZZ TRIP-HOP HIP HOP DIVA has a rather
LONG NAME
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
The 'Zine is getting boring. What we need is a postal fight of some kind of arguing. So come on Tath and Bob, Joyrider, I'll take you ALL on.
WLW you smell.
See, this is a lot more fun.
Iron Lion Antelope
Your razor-sharp insult has cut me to the quick. "WLW you smell?" Puh-lease!
PREDICTIONS FOR EX-MEMBERS OF TAKE THAT
Jason Orange will work in a grocer's and be promoted to head orange seller.
Howard will become a cleaner and use his head as a mop.
Gary will become an extra in Corrie and be exposed by Mavis as her and Ken B's long-lost son.
Mark disappears and five years later releases an exercise vid with Mr Blobby.
They'll probably do something boring
LIKE QUALIFY AS SOLICITORS
BOOK REVIEW - THE BLOODY CHAMBER ANGELA CARTER
In this collection of ten short stories Angela Carter has taken some the oldest and best-loved tales and retold them in a Gothic/Baroque style uniquely her own.
Hauntingly beautiful, these tales possess a dark and sensual undercurrent that captivates the reader.
A must for all fans of the genre.
Ethereal Lion
HELLO 'ZINE!
In films, especially Ghost what happens after hero boy's flown off to heaven, leaving his partner and his partner's tasteless friend with a corpse?
Do they get arrested and sent to the electric chair? Or do agents Mulder and Scully prove their innocence with ultra-violet cameras and coded UFO messages?
Braker the Turtle
Neither. An angel protects them and
THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
DEAR 'ZINE
It's Tanya Donelly's Big Belly here. Please could you ask Tanya's Dynamic Child if we are connected in any way? See you round like a doughnut.
Tanya Donelly's Big Belly
