The Mega-Zine Museum
February 20, 1996
SIR PSYCHO SEXY (MISS) thinks The Crow is the greatest film but it's a shame Brandon Lee died while filming it.
MASTER OF PUPPETS wants to tell the world that heavies are... friendly!
ANNE RICE'S PROPHET thinks that the National Curriculum should include 3ΒΌ hours of the X-files every week.
IRON LION ANTELOPE has noticed that kids who only wear expensive clothes are the same people who send themselves Valentine cards.
Monsieur Antelope, what's that Armani
SUIT DOING IN YOUR WARDROBE?
AN IMPORTANT NOTICE
Someone out there is trying to pull a fast one on us honest citizens of Planet Pop.
They've built a multi-talented android and have so far passed him off as several different pop personages.
It's true! Mickey out of Supergrass, Paul Cook out of the Pistols and Carl out of 60ft Dolls are one and the same.
Stop it before it takes over the world!
Tinkermel
I think you'll find the problem
EXTENDS MUCH, MUCH FURTHER!
DEAR 'ZINE
I wish to complain about how the Beatles are too under-rated - they are the greatest musical force ever, rivalled by none!
You only have to listen to songs like Strawberry Fields, Walrus, Ticket To Ride etc, to see my point. The list literally goes on forever.
I call to other Beatlemaniacs to lovingly come together!
Spaceboy Wannabe Spacegirl
IF YOU'VE GOT AN AFTERNOON FREE...
- Search round your room for those dodgy old tapes that you planned to get rid of ages ago but never got round to.
- Next, invite your friends round for a laugh, and dance the afternoon away to Kylie Minogue, Betty Boo and NKOTB...
- Et voila! Feel those memories come flooding back!
Youth Gone Wild, In A Darkened Room
DEAR 'ZINE
To answer a recent question put to us by Cucumber Harvey, a person who is born on February 29 celebrates their birthday only once every four years.
They stay the same age for four years at a time, thus making the famous composer Rossini, born 29 Feb 1792, aged 51 this month.
The Shakermaker (anyone who took the above seriously should get a grip!)
Anyone born on Feb 29 who took this
SERIOUSLY SHOULD GROW UP! HA HA.
DEAR 'ZINE
Fools live a life unreal,
Use their wits to change the world.
Can't get to grips with common life,
Knotted thoughts, reality curled.
Maybe I'm wrong, my wires are crossed,
Else it's true, and all is lost.
Foolish Dreams
