The Mega-Zine Museum
February 19, 1996
MISS INDIE HIPPY, FELIXSTOWE says life's 2 short 2 complain.
TRICKLE wants Upside Down shot with a big gun.
TATH says Bob is getting upset because we never print any of his letters.
FUTURE IDIOT wants everyone to stop thinking about penguins!!!
FLAMING FLAMINGO You know the pink felt tip that had run out...
It works perfectly.
HOW GUTTED ARE YOU? HA, HA!
DEAR 'ZINE
Can I just point out that Kung Foo Fighter did not write that Adam and Eve poem thingy?
I found it in a joke book when I was seven.
Ribbet. Carrots rule for ever.
Luv Arcana, Casting No Shadow
DEAR 'ZINE
Wouldn't it be great if Oasis took over the world and demanded that Damon and his gang were condemned to making songs that nobody listens to?
Seems like my wish has already been granted.
Noel's & Liam's Eyebrows
Wouldn't it be even greater if anyone
STILL GAVE A DAMN ABOUT INDIES!
DEAR 'ZINE
- Can you really imagine Pamela Anderson as a lifeguard? Get real. If someone was drowning, what on earth are they supposed to hold on to?
- I've got to say that the Werthers Original advert is so lovey-dovey, nice as pie, that it makes me want to cry (no, no - I mustn't say that, I've got my reputation to think about).
By Boring Bob and Hawhli
Please, please explain the statement
CARROTS RULE! (SIC)
DEAR 'ZINE
Now that Glastonbury has been cancelled I propose that we all stand in our gardens, play our music full blast, put an "Out of Order" sign on the door and roll about in the flower beds.
Until they complain enough to Farmer Eavis that he succumbs to the pressure and lets Glasto run again.
Minx Fellica, being somewhat devious
You'd be grounded big-time for that.
IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?
TEACHERS' SAYINGS TRANSLATED
GOOD ATTEMPT.
It's rubbish, but at least you did it.
YOU ARE ALL EXPECTED TO GET AN A.
You'd better get decent marks so I get the credit.
Velcro Mutant Grannies
