The Mega-Zine Museum
February 3, 1996
MISTRESS OF MAYHEM said unacceptable things about doughnuts. We can't let her get away with this, guys!
IRON LION ANTELOPE talks at 1,000 decibels. At last, the reason for his confusion: he can't hear himself speak.
JOHNSON'S BABY STARGAZER can't take any more of Upside Down, the band. They have her in knots.
INFINITE DARKNESS thinks others have similar rantings to her own. Stop deluding yourself, honey!
Malibu Man wants to know where the
RAINBOW HAS GONE?
DEAR 'ZINE
I am the King of Insanity!
Due to the sane thinking of Crazy Flying Catfish, I have vapourised him and risen from his ashes.
My mission is to destroy all that is sane, including indie music and Premiership football.
Finally, I hope to go ahead and make a gerbil my Queen.
King Phoenix the Catfish, Insanityland
AN ENLIGHTENED X-FILE
My world shook and exploded around me. Scarlet fire threatened us all.
To leave was insane, to stay was suicidal. The decision was mine and I made it.
I travelled for years. Now, I have landed on planet Earth and seek refuge in the 'Zine.
Allow me in, please!
Dave Duchovny's Girl
Another X-Filer on 'Zine
THIS COULD GET CROWDED!
DEAR 'ZINE
It was weird. My mum started singing Wonderwall, and it wasn't even the Mike Flowers version!
Has she seen the light? Will she now throw away her Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond albums, or is it too much to ask?
Here's hoping anyway!
Stargirl
DEAR 'ZINE
I have noticed that in today's world every single word spoken is twisted and taken out of context.
Everything has a misunderstood double meaning, making innuendo a part of everyday life.
Stop it now!
Flared Nostril
Will your words be taken from context?
NO CHANCE IN SUCH A POOR LETTER!
FIVE FAVOURITE QUESTIONS
- How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- What language do aardvarks speak?
- How do you sleep like a log?
- Who's the best Beatle?
- What's the best Beatles' song?
Flying Pink Fairy
Try and wrap you head around them
DAMNED IF WE COULD!
