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February 4, 1996

KEV, HEIR TO ROCKY STARR'S THRONE thinks American soaps and comedies are sad. Wot, even Roseanne? No way dude.

CELESTE TIGER has discovered Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire.

SPACE GIRL KERCHANSKI is a nutter.

LITTLE LOVE SPOT thinks Ms Mariah Carey is perfect in every way.

STUMBLEINA is weebling on about candy floss skies, green jelly cats and spotted trees.

Been listening to too much Beatles

HAVE YOU?

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Salvaged from the mists of space after surviving on a solid diet of F-max, the light, sparkling, fish-flavoured drink, I am now 2ft high and would like to play some postal chess.

Better still, I have a new mug, red and blue. It's just perfect for adequately holding my fish beverage. Wha-hey!

Albert, a mug from north Morespace

 

DEAR 'ZINE

My friends have gone totally mad. They reckon they can knock down our school and build a grand prix circuit once they become millionaires.

I'm more concerned about the cows in the field alongside the school. Could you imagine the number of casualties there would be?

Signs, such as "Kill your speed, not a cow", would be put up.

Mistress of Mayhem & All Things Mad

School's for dodging teachers

NOT COWS!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Have we all gone completely mad? After coming in late, I decided to watch early morning TV on a Sunday.

Never again! Who pays these programme presenters? They all have personality problems.

I suggest that all 'Ziners out there go for careers in TV so we can rescue future generations from early morning Sunday TV.

Future Producer of ER & X-Files

 

TOP 100 WORDS

I wanted to send you my top 100 words of all time, but then I figured you don't have room to print them all. Instead, here's an extract.

  1. Noodle
  2. Twenty-two
  3. Thermometer
  4. Whipper-snapper
  5. Egg
  6. Brian
  7. Germinate
  8. Hamster
  9. Albino

I would like to stress that the words antelope, indie and Savo do not feature anywhere in my list!

Albino Hedgehog