The Mega-Zine Museum
February 1, 1996
PHIL OSBORNE needs to know what happened to Applause Chocolate Bars.
THE DREAM ON THE MOON asks why Mulder & Scully from the X-files never call each other by their first names...
FISHPI, GOOD, BAD & UGLY says, don't spit into the wind!
TATH & BOB say Oasis are neither Indie, Rock or Britpop!
SUPERBLOKE is looking for a wife to have intellectual conversations with -
and to watch Countdown and Neighbours.
ANY OFFERS?
DEAR 'ZINE
I was down in London recently and what a rude bunch you are.
The only person who chatted to me was a Glaswegian in Harrods!
I also made a fool of myself by putting my tube ticket into the machine with my left-hand, thereby walking into the wrong (unopened) gate.
Left-hand Boy
DEPRESSION
Stone grey walls encase your mind,
interests seem so hard to find
Suicidal feelings surge,
life seems now not such an urge
Happiness is out of view,
optimistic thoughts are few
Depression grows inside your brain,
suppression dawns like talking rain.
Stalin's Successor. K.S. London
Can we please, please, please have
SOME HAPPY 'ZINESTERS?
RECIPE: CRIKEY BARS
Take a new 6-bit Yorkie with one letter on each piece, and break it into single pieces.
With a sharp knife, scrape away the side of the O, turning it into a C. You can now rearrange the bits to spell CRIKEY!
This is a great party piece - I can turn a wrapped Yorkie into a CRIKEY in 12 seconds. Curiously, nobody cares.
I have set out my letter to fit your 39 column display perfectly. Am I strange?
Accident Prone Colin, Lincs
DEAR 'ZINE
While I was happy to see my fantasy football team printed, I think that there is one fantasy team that doesn't get enough credit.
I'll tell you what it is - it's Bolton, They actually think they won't get relegated. Now that's fantasy!
The Joyrider
