The Mega-Zine Museum
January 31, 1996
THE DREAM ON THE MOON needs to know why the woman from M People has such a weird hairstyle?
TATH & BOB say The Great Escape is the worst album of the 90s!
KRYTEN wishes to inform his crewmates that he thinks he feels a Jackson Pollock coming on!!!
KUNG FOO FIGHTER wants you all to know Adam wore a fig leaf, Eve none at all, the fun began in Autumn when the leaves began to fall!
Kung Foo Fighter - please do not give
UP YOUR DAY JOB!
DEAR 'ZINE
I really want to complain about Bjork's "It's Oh So Quiet".
First of all she has the cheek to tell us to "shh" and be quiet.
If that wasn't bad enough, she then has the cheek to start singing and making a noise herself. These pop stars should just mind their manners.
The Joyrider.
DEAR 'ZINE
There are many pretenders, but the Red Dwarf posse is here.
We are calling to remind you puny TV addicts that we hide in the dark, eat grated onions in our breakfast and laugh at people who change their underwear more than once every 3 weeks.
The Dwarfettes Stay, The Prophette.
If you said you ate cold chicken
MADRAS, WE MAY HAVE RATED YOU!
A POEM
A blank space
A hole
There's nothing there
It's like staring at a wall
I think you will find
That unless you are blind
There's nothing,
I'm nothing at all
Tath & Bob
QUICK QUIZ: AM I YOUR SISTER?
My brothers annoy me intensely. One has long, dark hair, no fashion sense, a bass guitar and spots. The other is short, fair-haired with spots, no fashion sense and electric guitar.
My sister has auburn hair which she's not sure whether to have cut short or not.
If you recognise yourselves and can identify the BIG SISTER, then cough up the money you owe me!!!
Ginga Freak
REPLY TO ALEX'S LOVELY FRINGE
Alex James is a completely naughty word.
He cannot play bass to save his life and thinks he looks immensely sexy while playing bass.
Sorry, just needed to say that. Not your fault. I've just had a bad day/month, year/life.
Dizzy Indie Dandelion
Now you've got that off your chest,
PLEASE GET A LIFE!
