The Mega-Zine Museum
January 30, 1996
THE DREAM ON THE MOON wants to know why The Outhere Brothers sound exactly the same.
TATH AND BOB think Spaceman would be better without the fast bits.
IRON LION ANTELOPE is fed up with Tath and Bob insulting his/her writing skills and wants to slap them with a wet haddock! One slap coming up!
THE FISHFINGER asks whether David gets Hassle-Hoff screen...
Can we have loads and loads of
SHORTCUTS PLEASE - AS IN NOW?!?!
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I would just like to point out that the artist formerly known as Gonzo's idea of 1001 things to do with a frying pan was stolen from "The Young Ones" Book.
Angel of Darkness
DEAR 'ZINE
What is all this with football? I really do not see its fascination.
If you were talking about rugby I could understand - seeing all those muscly men rolling around together in mud is entertaining.
To all football fans - GET A LIFE!
Mr Horsey
PS. Wigan 19 - St Helens 16 - HA HA!
Busted noses, bashed in teeth.
DEFO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN!
DEAR 'ZINE
I'd like to clear up a misconception held by Surly Hermit. Metal is no longer about big hair and macho egos.
Not everyone's still stuck in the early 80s. Spot much big hair with Fear Factory, Machine Head, NIN...?
The macho stance has pretty much gone, studs and all. NWOBHM sucked anyway!
Corpus Christine
DEAR 'ZINE
Here are three things that I could not live without:
- My Green Day CDs
- The UK Top 40
- Leeds United.
Here are three things that I could definitely live without:
- School
- Take That
- Clever People.
Billie Joe
DEAR 'ZINE
The 'Zine can't go a day now it seems without someone pathetically begging for a romance.
Well, let's end this. I don't want a romance, I want a fight!
C'mon then, any takers?
The Joyrider
From this day forward, no more
ROMANTIC LETTERS - WE ARE FED UP!
