The Mega-Zine Museum
January 29, 1996
THE DREAM ON THE MOON wants to know why Michael Jackson looks like a girl!
THE DREAM ON THE MOON also wants to know why nothing interesting ever happens on Home & Away and Neighbours...
THE AVERAGE BELIEVER wants the world to know that he/she has dyed hair, the same colour as Dave Rowntree's.
DR H LANSTRUM help me! The king of the potato people, won't let me go!
THE SHAKERMAKER can't believe that two
guys (Robson & Jerome) can get to No 1
DOING KARAOKE! NOR CAN WE...
ALBUM REVIEW - PANTERA: COWBOYS FROM HELL
This album really rocks, it is so cool. The best track has got to be Cemetery Gates. If you're in a hell of a mood it is a great way to release all your anger and really headbang to it.
The minute I listened to it, I became a big fan. Are there any other 'Zinesters who love Pantera?
Sweet Gothic Vampire, with purple hair.
UNTITLED
The cold silver air sent a shiver down my spine, its touch evil and wicked
Yet beautiful and pathetic reached for my soul
Into my body, pulling the life from my wanting hands the movement from my limbs.
Freezing me still and silent.
Raging Indie Butterfly, cold and lonely
We suggest you have a nice mug of
HOT CHOCOLATE AND SIT BY A FIRE!
P447 - THE TRUTH
What it says: Two girls, 14 and 15. Into Chart Music, having a laugh and going out. Looking for two lads 13-17 with GSOH who like having a good time.
What it means: Two tarts who are desperate enough to try, via the Royal Mail, to pull.
From Tath and Bob, alright
Page 447 = Mates/Pen-Pals.
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone noticed that unnoticeable things have never been noticed until you read them on a notice.
I must admit I hadn't noticed until I noticed a notice notifying me of what I had not noticed so that I could notice it.
Iron Lion Antelope
DEAR 'ZINE
Boyfriends are like cars: you should trade them in for something better, not sell them and be forced to walk in the rain.
Raging Indie Butterfly (up for offers)
