The Mega-Zine Museum
November 19, 1995
DAVID SEAMAN'S MOUSTACHE has spotted Jim Bowen in the crowd of The Abbey National wedding advert. Fascinating.
VIDEO MEANIE thinks Mute Witness is mad. Aren't you all a bit loony?
SKIDMARK remembers that the other characters in Stop it and Tidyup were Eatyourgreens, Bequiet, Goandplay and Washyourhands. Well I never.
LOST IN SPACE wants to know if anyone has been kidnapped by aliens recently.
Some of my best friends are aliens
I PLAN TO VISIT THEM SOON
DEAR 'ZINE
Having read The Cat's Whiskers' letter, we'd like to make a point.
How come lasses think ALL boys:
- Never listen?
- Never phone JUST for a chat?
- Assume girls can't be footie fans?
- Think fighting will impress girls?
Is it surprising, Whiskers, you don't have a boyfriend when you keep on whingeing?
2 Metal Freaks
DEAR 'ZINE
The cavalry has arrived!
I've noticed a lot of writers having go at Savo, so I think I should state my allegiance to Aston Villa.
I've supported them since I was 8, unlike bandwagon jumpers.
Next time you insult Villa, you insult me personally.
Bez's Working Trousers
There's more of them every day!
WHO CAN STOP THE CLARET/BLUE ARMY?
DEAR 'ZINE
Some Oscar nominees:
- Helen from Neighbours - had been acting when Sam and Bianca told her the painting had been found.
- The Pantene journalist - perfect hair despite being run over by a plane.
- The homeless girl in My So-Called Life. Homeless, with perfect make-up!
Cheap Indie Tart
The Kinder kids both deserve
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR AWARDS
DEAR 'ZINE
What is normality? We are all different but try to be like everyone else.
Is normality a state of mind? Why are Blur so popular? What's wrong with Pingu? He's cool!
When will I ever need to know how to work out h (when h is equal to z)?
Girl In Zummerzet
I'd like to provide some answers
BUT IT'S NOT REALLY FOR ME TO SAY
REVIEW - SOMETHING TO REMEMBER by MADONNA
It seems Madonna's ballads have proved her to be one of the most inspirational artists of the past decade.
If You'll See and One More Chance are anything to go on, along with the covers of I Want You and Love Don't Live Here... this could be the best thing Madonna has done yet.
Dear Jessie, The Love Parade