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November 21, 1995

JASON LEE'S HAIRBAND Where are Villa in Europe this season? Make a date at the City Ground on Dec 10.

MASH UP has kindly sent me a Christmas bib, to avoid any further custard spillage (see top right). Ha-ha.

THE FEMALE VERSION of Wayne and Garth is in fact female versions. There are two of them. But, perhaps, sharing one brain cell? I'm just kidding.

HANNAH MARTIN (the real one) has got to be joking by sending in her letter.

Sorry, Hannah. You are without doubt

THE MOST HATED PERSON AMONG 'ZINERS

 

REVIEW - PRISONER CELL BLOCK H THE MUSICAL

What can I say? I've been waiting for this since 1992 and it was amazing.

The songs and sets were brilliant. All the characters were based on ones from the series - Chrissie, Doreen etc.

It was great to see a play where you could yell out. Maggie and Lily are really friendly and nice people.

Screwbaiter

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Why is everyone so against smoking?

I'm not a big smoker (just over five feet) but I think that we should be able to do whatever we want.

Smoking may be bad for you, but if we all did the right thing, life would be really boring.

Tangerine Baron, Tannadice

What's more boring - not smoking

OR DESTROYING YOUR OR OTHERS' LUNGS?

 

DEAR 'ZINE

John Major refuses to condemn France's nuclear tests, much to the dismay of other world leaders.

WWIII is declared on France and Britain by the rest of the world.

But we win, because our nuclear weapons work. Major's not as stupid as he sounds

Saint Katherine, Archers Road Stand

I don't think they're laughing, Kath

SHE IS JOKING - I HOPE

 

DEAR 'ZINE

My ex-girlfriend split up with the rugby-playing guy she dumped me for yesterday. He dumped her because he met some other girl with a car.

You can guess what happened next. Over comes my ex, with a little note for me saying how sorry she was, and how she was stupid and she still loved me.

I phoned her and told her that she had to be joking. She started crying and I hung up. It was great.

Sad, But True

How ruthless can you get?

I COULD SAY IT SERVED HER RIGHT

 

REVIEW - IRON MAIDEN LIVE

Who said metal was dead? These guys kicked bottoms on their X-Factor. They had the crowd a-jumpin' and a-slammin'. A good night was had by all.

Good to see the new album and single went into the top ten. The single even beat new "punk heroes" Green Day. Hah!

The support - doomsters My Dying Bride with live violin player.

Isn't heavy metal brilliant?

The Trooper, Still Slightly Deaf