The Mega-Zine Museum
November 17, 1995
TWIG THE WONDER KID wants Mr Albarn charged with the crime of making Max Millerish incidental music.
BATGIRL loves Tina Turner's Goldeneye. It's Bond music at its best! Ah Mr Bond
FISHMAN finds a startling similarity between Cody Willis and Drexl in True Romance. Charming or what?
AGENT TEN STICKS COOPER wants to know where he can find a Fred Perry shirt. In my linen basket in 1980.
What happened to Ra-ra skirts?
EMBARRASS YOURSELF - WEAR OLD GEAR
NUT REVIEW - CASHEW
Ooo, it's lovely from the moment you break open the slightly ajar shell to letting the salty flavour excite your taste buds.
It's better than shouting "chin" at an old person while waving a drum stick.
Especially if you're lucky enough to get a green bit.
Mycal, Stage Diving
DEAR 'ZINE
I would like to make a declaration of love on your page.
Steve Nash, from Iver, I am nuts about you. Those anonymous love letters were from me and I meant every word.
I know you're not interested in me, but I had to let my feelings show anyway.
Goodbye, I'll miss you.
Little Miss Bug (Becky, in case you still haven't worked it out)
OK - cut it out. This ain't Blind Date!
BUT STEVE, GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!
DEAR 'ZINE
An attempt to insult:
SAVO - Arsenal 4 ever. Adams for PM.
MORRISSEY - David Bowie? Pah!
36th CHAMBER - What does it mean?
LEEDS CITY DWELLER - Respect. Cool city.
Weaver D
Obviously a friendly fellow to know!
I'M SURE THEY SPEAK HIGHLY OF YOU
ICE CREAM SUNDAES
Here's one I made. Three scoops of ice-cream, one each of Marmite, coffee and chocolate flavours covered in banana and peppermint sauce, plus walnuts.
Next, cream and blueberry and chocolate sauce, pistachios, a cherry and a wafer.
Ta-da!
Fluffy Pink Fairy
Marmite ice-cream? Sounds great
HOW'S THE DIET GOING?
DEAR 'ZINE
Hello, it's good to be here (I'd quote Oasis, but it's my first time so I'm not exactly "back").
Anyway, why do things always happen simultaneously? My sister broke her leg trampolining so my mum took her to hospital, leaving me to cook.
I set fire to the oven and my younger brother was ill. Great. Why?
T.O.P (wo)M.A.N, having a nice dream
