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November 15, 1995

LEPER MESSIAH Yes, I read all your letters myself, the amount varies and yes I get sent "bungs", but if your letter's no good, it won't help a jot.

I CAN'T READ YOUR NAME but your thought of the day is "Rap isn't the problem, it's a reflection of the problem."

SPLATTERMANIA obviously has nothing better to do than watch Sesame Street... which is fair enough. Wubba, Wubba, Wubba is a Monster's Song indeed.

ROYAL JELLY makes his own chilli pies.

No, we don't want to buy any

BUT YOU CAN SEND US THE RECIPE!

 

REVIEW - GRANGE HILL (1985)

The older series of Grange Hill is far superior to the 90s version, even though it's a little dated.

Morris Bronson makes me laugh every time he is on screen and Jackie Wright (Melissa Wilks) gets my vote for babe of the 80s.

Are there any other 'Zine fans?

Mr Bronson's Bow Tie

 

MONEY CAN BUY SUCCESS

I heard that Dover might be sold to France. Nice idea, but couldn't we sell Birmingham instead?

We could do a swap deal with Lyon so we'd definitely have an English team in the UEFA Cup quarter-finals.

I know some Brummies might be offended, but I feel the French would be easier to understand anyway.

Neg Creep, Playing the diplomat

The Brum accent happens to be my fave!

EVEN IF THE FRENCH ONE IS SEXIER...

 

DEAR 'ZINE

We are not afraid of:

  • ...Vivienne Westwood
  • ...Stacey Slaphead
  • ...Mr Blobby
  • ...Aliens
  • ...Strange men in white suits
  • ...Shadow men
  • ...the 'Zine

The Raving Sun, Holding a Rave

Quite right - don't be afraid

BE VERY, VERY AFRAID... JOKE!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Has the country gone mad?

Robson and Jerome from Soldier, Soldier now wail their lungs out to classic old songs. Whoever signed them up must have had a hearing defect.

They can't sing in tune or keep a decent beat, yet they beat Oasis to the number one slot.

I don't think so.

Jarvis Cocker's Nightshirt

Who is buying their records?

DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS INDULGE!

 

ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT SOMERSET

  • People who call me a glory hunter Man United fan, even thought I was born and brought up there.
  • People who call me Junglist Posse rude Bwoy JPP because I like jungle.
  • People who like hardcore or indie.
  • People who say "I loike yourr aaak-sent" when I talk to them.

JPP, Indie hating junglist Manc, Yeovil