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June 25, 1995

A SHINING STAR thinks dragons, purple and silver glitter are amazing. I'll give you dragons, but amazing glitter?

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA obviously needs to get out more, as she thinks Chris Barrie is the most desirable male ever.

BAN ALL ORANGE FOUNDATION so says Bored and Unprintable.

"HEY DUDES Codeman checking in to tell you to buy the new Foo Fighters single. Totally awesome! Later dudes!" Don't bank on getting on again, Codeman.

Revol Snail and Nediam Skram nominate

KRELIUM AS THE WORD OF THE DAY

 

TOILET DEBATE

Several times I have overflowed my beast of a toilet which hides away in my bathroom.

Whether it has been through sticking too much bog roll down it, or dropping a complete roll down it I am always the one to overflow it.

I even dropped my teddy down it and almost fell in myself. Has the above ever happened to anyone else?

Dizzy Indie Dandelion

I always find the paper has run out

OOH! THAT ABRASIVE CARDBOARD!

 

TOP TEN TINKLING AND TEARFUL TUNES

  1. You're In a Bad Way - St Etienne
  2. Ping Pong - Stereolab
  3. There's No Other Way - Blur
  4. Sick and Tired - Cardigans
  5. Venus As A Boy - Bjork
  6. Sour Times - Portishead
  7. Born On Xmas Day - St Etienne
  8. Blue Jeans - Blur
  9. To The End - Blur
  10. Weirdo - Charlatans

Muppet, Look no Oasis!

 

WARNING TO ALL PORTSMOUTH FANS

You are all scum and not worthy to lick Matt Le Sissier's boots.

You have a donkey for a manager and your team make San Marino look good.

As soon as I have saved £10 I am going to buy that dump you call Fratton Park and turn it into a shrine to KFC and the supreme genius, Marty!

Get ready to worship, scummers!

Dippy Chick

We should all worship Southampton FC

SURELY CHAMPIONS NEXT YEAR (JOKE)

 

REPLY TO WLW'S COMMENTS ON CHRIS WADDLE'S PENALTY-MISSING SKILLS

Ha ha ha.

You're not funny, you're not clever and you'll only end up hurting someone's feelings.

Crazy Owl, Hillsborough

PS Anyone fancy supporting a campaign to destroy penalty shoot-outs?

 

TO WHITE LINE WARRIOR

For once and for all, tell us how old you are (roughly, please!).

I know you are female, so just tell us your age.

Or maybe you're not one person - maybe it's a group of you who take it in turns, some male, some female and all different ages.

Got it? Right or wrong?

Deep Indie Hedgehog

You're only as old as you feel

AND I DON'T REALLY FEEL MYSELF TODAY