The Mega-Zine Museum
June 24, 1995
NONKNINKNO wants to know if he/she is the only one who remembers the answers when the exam is over? Spooky.
WHY does having one white and one black twin matter anyway, asks Anonymous, who can't think of a name. Try Gusset.
THE COMMON PEOPLE are madly in love with Casino Girl. Please no, not that.
THE DISCARDED DAFFODIL has been saying nasty things about Tony Underwood - watch it or I'll set my brother on you.
Black Kettle describes Further down the
SPIRAL BY MIN AS INDUSTRIAL NOISE
BAD TRACK REVIEW - FROM POST - BJORK
It's common, of course, for otherwise classic albums to have one jarringly bad track, but Bjork made a big mistake with It's Oh So Quiet on Side One.
Far from being a sequel to Someone in Love (a nape-bristling vocal) this is a sequel to some of the sicklier period-kitsch on the Gling-Glo album.
And try as she might she can't overcome the brasss section - unlike Betty Hutton.
The Happy-go-Lucky Tramp.
I always think she should have stayed
WITH AGNETHA, BENNY AND FREDA
WHAT A LOTTO WASTE
When the Lottery started I thought it would mean a better health service, more Aids and cancer research etc.
Instead, the money has been frittered away on other things like a £27 million sundial - a project in the Millennium fund.
What a waste of money. It could be spent fighting crime, backing students or feeding the homeless. Time to change the law.
Ghostdancer, Floodland.
TO ANYONE WHO CARES
I've been told that sharing a flat in halls of residence in the first year of Uni (without knowing the person) is a very bad move because:
- They go though your stuff
- Use your stuff for things they were not designed for
- Only share because they are desperate and assume you are too (shock horror), naive or gullible?
Sharing in Halls is a bad idea whether
YOU KNOW THEM OR NOT - DON'T DO IT!
TO CAPTAIN MARVEL
I'd like to say a very tearful farewell to my hero, Gavin Hastings. Suave Gav has led Scotland through the best (and worst) times in Scottish rugby.
Immensely talented, his presence will be sorely missed. I also think he is unbelievably gorgeous, as is Jain Morrison, who is also retiring.
Goodbye guys - I love you!!!
Bobbie, the mad giraffe (ringing alarm bells)
WHY DO OLD PEOPLE...
- Wear thermal duffel coats on scorching hot days
- Need to be first onto the bus, taking casualties along the way?
- Smell of cat food?
- Drag those wheely trollies around with nothing in them?
- Dye their hair purple?
Foo, Unplugged in Brum
Didn't you know? They have a hidden
AGENDA - TO DO MY HEAD IN
THE CONTACT LENSES PROBLEM
Why don't you just paint your lenses red, this will solve the problem of not being able to find them and give you an added advantage.
You will have ultra-cool red eyes and everyone who takes a photo of you will think their camera has broken.
Love-Lorn Libertine, slowly dying in a solid maths exam
Or they may think you're a household
PET - MY DOG ALWAYS HAS RED EYES
