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June 27, 1995

MOLLY'S LIPS wants to be crowned Princess of the Pink Pack when she's wearing her grey dress and pink shoes.

THE NICE OLD PLASTER would like us to know that he/she got killed at Mile End.

OBSCURE INDIE BOY has officially changed his name to Dizgo Girl's Sky Baby and he has found true love!!!

THE GIRL WITH NO NAME has a supergroup with Nigel Clark (Dodgy), Richard Oakes (Suede), Alex James (Blur) and some geezer called Danny Goffey.

"Until the sun comes up over Santa

MONICA BOULEVARD" SAYS BIG TURKEY

 

ALBUM REVIEW - QFX - FREEDOM

This CD is hot! It features a massive 20 tracks, the most popular being Virtual Reality, Whiplash, Feel for your Love and, of course, Freedom.

Other tracks include an instrumental version of Freedom and a piano version of Virtual Reality.

The Technics Wizzard, Slave to the Rave

I have to be honest and say that all

THIS WENT RIGHT OVER MY QUIFF

 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU..

  1. Start to enjoy a nice cuppa
  2. Get "dazzled" by a 6-year-old with a football
  3. Turn cartoons over to watch the news
  4. Get the urge to wear slippers
  5. Take life too seriously!

Foo, Unplugged in Brum

 

AN UNEQUIVOCAL MOAN

Record companies are now taking advantage of the British public by constantly releasing albums such as Chart Busters, On a Dance Tip etc.

Every other day a new "Dance Hits" album is being marketed, prompting dance fans to dig deep into their piggy banks to buy these rip-off albums.

I don't care as I'm not a dance fan, but someone out there is.

The Walrus, Columbia

And what about those groups that sell

DUFF REMIXES AND SHORT ALBUMS?

 

REVIEW - GCSE EXAMINERS

At the end of most exam papers they have blank pages with "blank page" helpfully written on it - as if I didn't know!

Anyway, since they have written on it, it isn't a blank page.

I think examiners need to re-take their exams.

Chatterbox

 

THE MOST UGLY PLACES IN ENGLAND

  1. Modernised train stations
  2. Canary Wharf Tower
  3. Crystal Palace Tower
  4. Albert Dock in Liverpool
  5. Wembley Stadium
  6. Large supermarkets
  7. The Houses of Parliament
  8. All the polluted beaches
  9. The River Thames
  10. My House

Mr Self Destruction, On a downward spiral

No, no you're wrong dearie - the

UGLIEST PLACE IS MY HAIR

 

DEAR 'ZINE

In All I Wanna do by Sheryl Crow, what is the line after "Until the sun comes over..."?

Please tell me someone as it is bugging me.

Jubilee, Planet Indie