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June 11, 1995

JUMPER BOY recommends the Weezer album to everyone. No One Else is the best track. What, better than Buddy Holly?

FLOWER FAIRIE smiles a lot, but doesn't like teenybop boy bands. Fair enough.

SUSE N FURTER wants to defend red heads - do you have a case?

HUTCH with more Weezer stuff: what's the line before the chorus of Buddy Holly? That's why... something-something

DEVO has a boring name. Change it then!

Ronica's bike has a puncture

BUT SHE CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FIX IT

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Don't you hate it when you've liked a band for ages - and you're the only person you know who likes them?

Then they get popular and everyone likes them and you should be glad. But you're not, because they don't feel like your band anymore.

Ginger's Baby, Manchester

As illogical as it may seem

WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN

 

DEAR 'ZINE

I've got a friend called Adam,
His face is an embarrassing sight,
He's got fluffy sidies,
That sparkle in the light.

Everyone tells him to shave,
But he just doesn't listen,
We all laugh behind his back,
When his fluff starts to glisten.

Black Kettle

 

TOP TEN DAN DARE STORIES

  1. Rogue Planet
  2. Reign of the Robots
  3. Prisoners of Space
  4. Pilot of the Future
  5. The Red Moon Mystery
  6. The Man from Nowhere
  7. Marooned on Mercury
  8. Operation Saturn
  9. Mission of the Earthmen
  10. The Terra Nova Trilogy

AF Digby, Sondar's Office, Mekonta

I can't take the Mekon seriously

HE'S JUST A STUPID GREEN SLAPHEAD

 

ODE TO NURSES

O, nurses are such wonderful creatures,
With warm smiles and caring features,
Showing love where e'er they go,
Is that why I love them so?

Or is it the black tights?

Alex Hales' Natty Shirt

 

MEN VERSUS WOMEN

  1. Women create life, men destroy it.
  2. Women don't need to show how macho they are and cheat on girlfriends to do it.
  3. A woman bus driver would wait while I'm trying to find my money - and not leave me with long walk home.
  4. Women don't eat curry chicken wings and still expect a kiss goodnight.

Recent Bad Male Experience

That's right - women are so perfect!

SUCH LOGICAL CREATURES! SARCASM?