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June 12, 1995

JUBILEE hastily dismisses coffee cremes because "nobody likes them". Send them to us, because we love 'em!

MR SENSITIVE SOMEONE is tired of people laying into Paul Goddard. So is Paul!

GIRL ON THE PHONE says Paul Weller is starting to look old. The new album's still pretty good though.

STAN MARINO has a superb name, but nothing to say. So do most 'Ziners!

OLIVE says hello to Mark. "Hello!"

Ronica wants us all to know

SHE'S FIXED HER BIKE! HOORAY!!!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

If someone made a machine that detects lost contact lenses, they would be a millionare in no time!

I spent 3/4 hour looking for mine the other night as I had a hot date.

Any ideas how to find a straying lens, anybody?

I eventually found it miles away. Flying contact lenses?

Cool Cat

Simply sprinkle the area with flour so

IT'S EASIER TO SEE THEM - SIMPLE!

 

FIVE UNLIKELY FOOTBALL VIDEOS

  1. Sparkling Skills from Highbury
  2. Leicester's Greatest Victories
  3. Enthralling Trevor Francis Interviews
  4. Crystal Palace's Premiership Goals
  5. Manchester United 94/95: The Trophies

Crazy Owl, Hillsborough

How about "How To Score Penalties"

BY MR CHRIS WADDLE?

 

FOUR WAYS TO EAT MALTESERS

  1. Suck until the chocolate has gone, then crush the honeycomb and swallow.
  2. Attempt to nibble all the chocolate off without destroying the honeycomb and then giving up and eating it.
  3. Bite it in half and ponder all the little bubbles.
  4. Pig out on enough to make them heavy.

Hippy Miss Muffet

 

GIG REVIEW - MACHINE HEAD

From the intro, Real Eyes, to the closing number, Block, Machine Head were absolutely awesome.

Playing nearly all the tracks from Burn My Eyes, they almost burnt my ears too! They even played a new song and a cover of Slayer's South of Heaven.

Machine Head are absolutely KRUSHING!

Black Widow, Death Church

 

MEN VERSUS WOMEN

  1. If a man says to a male friend he'll ring, then forgets to, he won't cry.
  2. A man accepts that girls will want sometimes to hang around with fellow female friends at weekends.
  3. Men can throw tennis balls.
  4. Men don't take six hours to get ready before popping out to the shops.

Recent Bad Female Experience

I think that makes it 15 all?

WHO'LL WIN THE GAME, SET AND MATCH?