The Mega-Zine Museum
June 9, 1995
WHAT IS THE GREATEST INVENTION?
- The Micro-chip - more convenient than peeling spuds or hot fat
- The TV Remote Control - otherwise we would have to sit next to the TV, which is bad for your eyes
- Hold-ups - because Dave's big sister says so, and anything she says we second, because where she's concerned we're definitely 'yes-men'.
Life-north-of-Watford-Land
And there was me thinking you meant
T THE ELECTRONIC KIND OF CHIP
MY DIATRIBE AGAINST NEIGHBOURS
Yes, the producers think we are stupid. But we have noticed that the car parked outside the hospital is the same one.
And it is in fact Scott's car - which was stolen about four years ago.
Why do Annalise's lips get bigger every week - they're gonna need the Fire Brigade to get people out of the door.
Watashi, Near Wild Heaven.
RICHARD OAKES REVIEW
"Bernard's leaving!!!", I screamed. But then came Richard. I could be in Suede, I thought.
It was all very iffy, but he is excellent, he can play guitar and piano, and has a lovely smile.
No-one thought it could be done, but I prefer you to Bernie, cuz, bit of advice - lose the white socks.
You could be in Suede?
NOT WITH YOUR HANDWRITING
POLITICAL RAGE
So the Government thinks that placing cigarette adverts away from schools will stop kids smoking, do they?
This is the government that spent taxes gained from smokers on a non-smoking campaign. Paradox?
And then they 'win votes' by taxing fuels instead. You're doing a great job Johnnie, keep it up...... Noooootttttt!!
Middleman, My house, Oblivion.
