The Mega-Zine Museum
June 8, 1995
SCARLETT O'HARA'S ASHLEY WILKES thinks the film stars are turning into tramps dress sense-wise. They can afford to!
LEVELLER GIRLY PEGGY PATCH says the lead singer of Sleeper should stop discussing others and mind her business.
FORMULA ONE is boring 'cos they are always making pitstops, says Tuppo Nitrous Moped Man. Try bikes!
WHEN are Herring and Lee going to do their national tour? Pressure should be put on these two curmudgeons.
Dizzy Indie Dandelion is addicted to
EYEBROWS - THERE'S LOADS TO CHOOSE!
ABOUT SCHOOL UNIFORMS
It's all very well standing up for your rights about individuality, but school uniforms can be a good thing.
In my sixth form, we are free to wear what we like but it's more hassle than privilege. We voted back uniforms so we didn't have to decide what to wear every day.
Plus, it was getting too much of a fashion show and we were too competitive.
World Dancer.
Yeah, but are you in A-line skirts or
POLYESTER TROUSERS?
I WAS JUST THINKING
What will we be like when we are old? I mean, we haven't got a 'great' war to ramble on about.
And what about music? Today's old folk have their golden oldies, but will we be blasting out Heavy Metal/Rave/Rap when we're 84?
It's hard to imagine it.
Weirdo Magnet.
P.S. Old people are cool, especially my Nan.
TOP NINE CHEMISTRY SONGS
- Beryllium Rhapsody - Queen
- Ammonium Nitrate - Suede
- We didn't light the Bunsen - Billy Joel
- Shiny Happy Metals - REM
- Anything for A's - Meatloaf
- What made Litmus Blue - Paul Young
- It ain't heavy (it's Aluminum) - The Hollies
- Elemental - Mike Oldfield
- In the Fume Cupboard - Michael Jackson
Fat Bloke, Radlett area, with IL and PK
Laugh, I nearly did
NOW THIS IS A TOP TEN!!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
Is it me, or has the age-old pastime of reading been dying out? Now we are only into dolling ourselves up, going out and getting drunk.
That's fine, but it's just as good to curl up with a good book. Reading expands the mind and exercises the imagination.
And you don't get a hangover or liver damage.
Knower of all Knowledge.
THE CRANBERRIES - EDINBURGH - MAY 30TH
Support act Jason Feddy was good, but the 'berries were simply fantastic! Their music was outstanding, with Dreams and Zombie getting the crowd most excited.
The new material was also great, with the beautiful Dolores in superb form, succeeding in uniting their fans into one big party. Oh, Dolores!
Primal Ordovician Rocks, Caledonia.
Allan, 17, Cumnock.
Press reveal for the identity of
OUR BRAVE DOLORES FAN
