The Mega-Zine Museum
June 7, 1995
THE GIRL FROM THE DWARF has a Spanish teacher who loves crisps and may be a vampire or a robot. Really.
DEEP INDIE HEDGEHOG sent a choc review - where's the choccie?!!
AN ELECTRIC COOKIE wants to debate the state of kid's TV - where are the classics of tomorrow?
THE AIR FRESHENER MAN has been on the 'zine for a year on the 10th.
LENTILS TASTE NAFF has flu. Aaaaaahh.
The jury is still out on whether you
SHOULD REVEAL YOUR TRUE SELVES
DEAR 'ZINE
The Soup Dragon has a point. Only instead of taking money from aid for Rwanda etc, we should scrap all space research.
I mean, it's all very interesting, spending loads of dosh to gawp at totally uninhabitable planets.
But why waste valuable cash looking up there when we need help down here, and could improve this planet?
Dolores O'Riordan's Black Eyeliner.
You're not going to get annoyed about
DEFENCE SPENDING THEN
POEM
I've had it with the ads on telly,
Products with fumes not smelly.
Perfect babes, not a spot on their face
Chased by fit men, wouldn't that be ace?
Impulse, cover girls, give me a break,
This is the 90s for goodness sake.
No-one's perfect or all the same,
So come on, stop playing the silly game
Be proud or yourself, don't be so tame.
The fly on the wall, who knows all.
REPLY TO TATH AND BOB'S TOP 10 ANIMALS
I was shocked and outraged when I read what you had written. What kind of people are you?
Spam before chocolate mousse? Are you out of your tiny minds? Everyone knows that chocolate mousse, or any kind of mousse, should have been in the top three at least.
The Singing Chicken, Alone but not Lonely.
And there was me thinking no-one cared
THE WORD TOUCHE COMES TO MIND
REVIEW - MY EGO! SLIGHTY DENTED!
In an attempt to chat up my brother's 19-year-old girlfriend, I showed her my CD collection.
"Oh wow," she said, "you have all the Alan Parsons albums."
"Yes," I smiled knowingly.
"So has my Dad," she said.
Nuff said.
Mr Thirtysomething, Maidstone.
A QUANDARY
Paul Merson sobs in front of a TV camera and gets our forgiveness and sympathy for his drug offences.
Inspirational Maradona is effectively banned from playing in the greatest league of all, by bitter Italian officials, for the same offence.
The greatest footballer of all time is no more. Where is the justice in that?
Immmune to the Hype, From a clear viewpoint.
And Gazza gets away with being Gazza
WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
AN ODE TO THE ENGLISH RUGBY TEAM
You've beaten Italy, and Western Samoa,
Keep it up Mr Bracken, you little goer.
Will 'n the lads, you've done your best
But now the Aussies are the real test.
Get on the pitch and score some tries,
Then we'll know where the future lies.
To bring a happy end to my story,
Bring back the cup in all your glory.
Kyran's Kutie, on a rugby pitch...
WLW has nothing to do with the second
LINE - BUT I DID LAUGH
