The Mega-Zine Museum
June 6, 1995
ELSA, INTO ALKA SELTZER is mystified that Living Joy could knock Oasis off the Number One slot - travesty!
ALICE, OBLIVION loved the Radio One Roadshow in Brum, especially Jarvis.
COFFEE AND CHOCS help Ginger's Baby revise - not convinced music will help!
AFKAP? All female kangaroos are purple? Suggests Discotheque Wreck. Send in your definitions of AFKAP.
HELLO to Video Meanie, we hear you!
Say "No" to flat-heads, (roads) ruining
OUR ENVIRONMENT, SAYS RECKLESS KID
HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH CATS
- Intellectual conversations: "Miaow, miaow" - hours of fun.
- Impress your friends with an amazingly realistic fur stole.
- In French lessons you can say, "J'ai un chat".
- You can tell them all your problems and they won't tell anyone else.
Ginger's Baby, Manchester
My cat recommends ham sandwiches and
BLACKBIRDS WITH CLOTTED CREAM
ODE TO TAKE THAT
Take That rule and Nobody Else is better. From Sunday To Saturday I'll Never Forget your love.
Once You've Tasted Love from me I'm Sure you'll know the Meaning Of Love.
I Found Heaven the day you came Back For Good and I'll always be Satisfied Whatever You Do To Me.
You Are The One for me Mark. If I'll be your Lady Tonight, will you be my Babe?
Mark's Nose Ring, Land of Thatters
THE RUGBY WORLD CUP...
Is there anybody out there who could tell me what the big thrill is about attempting to get a squashed ball onto the other side of a big metal "H" while being beaten up by night-club bouncers?
Is there a point to this "game"? And why does it have to be on at such a time that Garfield is cancelled?
Garfield is much less violent and sets a much better example.
Jon E P, Watching the Rain in Wiltshire
Are you sure you're not
WILL CARLING?
TO ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO LISTEN
Have you ever noticed that no girl can ever finish with you without using at least one of the following:
- It's not you - it's me
- It's just not working
- We're too different
- I still love you, but only as a friend
- I've been thinking about us...
- We can still be friends
The Dancing Bear, Bonnie Scotland
REVIEW - FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
This was very disappointing considering its critical acclaim. It's tedious and repetitive, with under-developed characters and a shallow script.
Forget Hugh Grant, the best acting comes from a minor character who gives a moving speech at the funeral.
Overall this story would have made a better hour-long TV drama.
Lord Iffy Boatrace, from Rotherham.
Quite agree, Andie and Hugh were
ESPECIALLY ANNOYING
