The Mega-Zine Museum
May 28, 1995
MISS THING says you should all buy Adam Ant's latest album "Wonderful". The best track is Angel, apparently.
THE NEW HUMAN BEING without a gimmick sent a list of 5 great things about the 'Zine. Only five? Try harder!
FREE RADICAL gets annoyed about bus drivers who smoke, the hypocrites.
WHY DO VIDEO SHOPS have trouble keeping "Leicester City - the Golden Years" on the shelves? It won't stay up! Very funny, Batman. Not to LCFC it's not.
If it's short, long, bitter or sweet
SEND IT IN - WE'LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS
REVIEW OF JACKSON'S NEW SINGLE
Hey, I thought - I bet this will sound completely different from all his previous songs, right?
No, it was, in fact, exactly the same.
The same tedious rock beat, the same tedious "OWWW" noises, the same tedious lyrics.. so, Jackson's back then.
May I ask why?
A BIG Jackson hater
DJ Chris Evans has a similar opinion
AN UNCANNILY SIMILAR OPINION
FIVE WAYS TO AVOID OLD PEOPLE SITTING NEXT TO YOU ON THE BUS
- Have very loud music on your stereo
- Read the NME
- Put green food colouring in your hair
- Let them see your DMs
- Mutter strange chants to yourself, or sing "The wheels on the bus go round and round"
Works every time!
Sexy Mexican Maid
Or you could stand up?
SUNDAY REVIEW
Got off to a good start - Marion picture fell off the wall.
Mumsie took us to Asda. Had a cup of coffee and watched a kid wheeling a shopping trolley.
Went to Argos and bought a new watch and a wallet. Went to my cousins' and watched some videos of Charlatans and Pulp. Good version of Jesus Hairdo.
Sweet Dreamer, Fallen through
WHAT MAKES DAVID DUCHOVNY SOOOOO ATTRACTIVE
Contrary to popular belief, it is not the suits he wears, although they are very chic.
He has a strange appeal, that's subtle and quiet. His beauty takes a while to sink in!
Maybe it's because we think of him as Mulder, but maybe it's his eyes, nose mouth and damn fine body!
Joanna, Magic America
Maybe it's his natural X-appeal?
HE'S A BIT TOO SPOOKY FOR ME
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
The latest Flora ad is a classic.
"Experts say that too much saturated fat is bad for your health. Flora is low in saturated fat."
You could equally say "Experts say that too much cyanide is bad for your health - Lard is low in cyanide".
So what?!
Something that thinks in London
So what indeed? Still I suppose it's
FOOD FOR THOUGHT - WITHOUT THE FAT
