The Mega-Zine Museum
May 27, 1995
DOUBT SEES the obstacles, faith sees the way, says Youth Gone Wild whilst professing love for Psychotic Penguin.
NOT EVEN SUITS can make you look THAT good - meaning the cute David Duchovny claims Extra-terrestrial Wombat.
WHAT DO TATH AND BOB look like, wonders Bren and Jen, 'cos they sound so normal.
EMPRESS OF INDIE'S addicted to indie music, Mega-zine and marshmallows.
MRS ORANGE hates East 17 and children.
Maradona's the greatest footballer of
ALL TIME RECKONS IMMUNE TO THE HYPE
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
In these days of sexual equality us girls have been wearing trousers, jeans sweatshirts and jackets. Where do the men come in?
They shouldn't get away with just wearing their masculine clothes, they should show their feminine side.
We want to see more guys in dresses, skirts and crop tops. They've started with earrings, rings and necklaces, now they should finish the job.
Kate & Gemma, Happyland
Make skirts compulsory for men at
FOOTBALL MATCHES? - SORTED?
DEAR 'ZINE
I am writing about the moaner who said stupid stuff about Blackburn (the best team ever) only being top because of money.
Well hear this, money does not affect the way football is played, so get it right!
Man Utd has spent a lot more money than Blackburn has, and that's why they have all those glory supporters!
No 1 Blackburn Fan, (Anti Man Utd)
REALLY SCARY THINGS
- Hannah from Neighbours
- Cleaning your teeth after watching Jaws
- Imagining THAT noise is a crazed axe-murderer lurking downstairs.
- When a poster falls on you in the middle of the night
- When your friend tells you she started revising months ago
- 80s fashion
- That life isn't forever
Molly's Lips, in a Chemical World
Life is sooooo scary sometimes
MY ADVICE: TAKE A HOLIDAY
REVIEW - BIS GCSE (AKA BEST FORGOTTEN)
This exam was three-and-a-half hours long. Like all exams, it had a patronising story running throughout.
It was about the oh-so-exciting Flutterbi-Air PLC, which experienced everything that could be condensed into a three-and-a-half hour nightmare.
It didn't go very well, I ended up doing my spreadsheet with a calculator. Not recommended.
Love-lorn Libertine
Better luck with the rest - and to
EVERYONE ELSE SUFFERING EXAMS
REPLY TO YOUTH GONE WILD
Yes unfortunately I have the painful memory of Chesney Hawkes. Chesney, you may have noticed is still in our charts cunningly disguised as Bernard Butler.
While on the subject, does anyone agree that Gaz from Supergrass (great album by the way) bears a resemblance to young Stephen Dorff?
A new, fascinating topic I think you'll agree.
Generation Terrorist Useless Generation
Fascinating
