The Mega-Zine Museum
May 29, 1995
WHO IS JANE wants to know what WLW and the Internet are. Where have you been?
THE CAFFEINE QUEEN says everyone should stop writing love poems on the 'Zine and go to p447 if you want to pull.
SWEET DREAMER wants to wash out EMF's mouths out. About time.
SHE WHO IS SUFFERING asks why the Queen wasn't done under the Criminal Justice Act after VE day rave-up in Hyde Park.
LENTILS TASTE NAFF hasn't got a clue.
Is it my imagination
OR ARE THE LETTERS GETTING BETTER?
TRAM REVIEW - ISLE OF MAN
Over 100 years old, these boring trams rattle along 17½ miles of railway whether it's chucking rain, (as it is now) or incredibly sunny, (as it isn't)
Powered by 17½ miles of electric cable, supported by posts (big ones) every 10 yards, it's a picturesque sight for train-spotters.
Otherwise it's just fun. I like things that are just fun.
Moi.
THINGS THAT CHEER ME UP
- Chocolate
- Man U losing the FA Cup!
- End of exams
- Fist of Fun
- Common People
- Caesar on Talk Radio
An Adoring Arsenal Fan.
How does a Fist of WLW sound?
NOT AS GOOD AS STUART'S HAIR ANYWAY
REPLY TO QUARK
Let me explain to you why Superman needs to push down his glasses to use his X-ray eyes.
You see, he doesn't want to reflect his X-ray vision on his glasses, or else he would see into his head - he wouldn't see much though.
Hope you understand. Need anything else answering, I'm here, deep in thought.
A Dizzy Indie Dandelion.
Couldn't he X-ray through the glasses?
A SHORT EDIFYING STORY
It's Saturday May 20th, the time 3.30pm and Paul Rideout has just scored for Everton. I laugh at the Man U defence.
Half time has arrived and we now listen to Jimmy Hill's 'informative' drivel. Man U comes close in the second half but I was very happy when the final whistle blew.
After Blackburn it's great to see Man U win NOTHING. So shut up glory-hounds.
Psychotic Penguin livin' on chain gang
You laugh at the Man U defence.
I LAUGH AT FAWLTY TOWERS. SORT IT.
DEAR RADISICH'S VISOR
Yes, Touring cars are better to watch than Formula One. But the cars aren't the same as your Dad drives.
Although they're the same shape and body style, the mechanics are different. They have superior engines, often from some other manufacturer to the car.
The gear box, clutch and braking system are also modified and nothing like those of your standard Mondeo etc.
The Wildheart, somewhere in time.
