The Mega-Zine Museum
April 18, 1995
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE I agree, but sometimes even I'm not omnipotent.
THE COOLY MAN has sent us an Aerosmith Top Ten. Why?
THE JILTED ONE says The Prodigy are cool cos they snowboard, aren't on TOTP and can actually play live. Shocking.
DIXIE open yer eyes, wake up and don't treat other ideas as invalid cos they aren't your own, from Charley's Aunt.
FLATTERY won't work Wicked Weird Girl.
Senor Perfecto and Steve Enigma wants
TO GET PAVAROTTI IN A MINI
REPLY TO PORTILLO'S QUIFF
In referring to the Government as "not perfect", are you including the three million unemployed or the abolition of the NHS or the Criminal Justice Act?
Or perhaps the 300% increases in company bosses' wages as workers suffer cuts or the hypocritical Back to Basics.
Hopefully, by the time you can vote you will have formed your own opinion and not just hold those of your parents.
Liam, Durham.
Consider yourself told off my boy, but
AT LEAST YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT
TO EVERYONE
Quote: "I guess now's the time for me to give up" - Gary Barlow.
No mate, you're OK, but those four monkeys you sing with should take note. Especially carrot-heads who reckon they dyed his hair for Comic Relief.
Giz' some Robbie Relief. I'm sick of the egotistical attention seeking er... people like him.
Bill Barrat, A Golfing Fanatic.
Just wait for the deluge of TT fans
THEY WON'T LIKE MONKEYS ONE BIT
A MESSAGE FOR OBSCURE INDIE BOY
My love for you, I cannot hide.
It's growing and growing deep inside.
I know it's hard to forget about Kate.
But you and I can be really good mates.
So please put your message on 447
You and I would be living in heaven.
Insecure Indie Girl.
This could get very, very messy.
DEAR 'ZINE
People often write to you complaining of being boy-less. Forget lads, get a dog! Dogs give unconditional love and don't notice your bad hair days.
They don't ignore you when they are with their mates or slag you off behind your back.
Or don't give up boys, just get a very big dog and threaten to set it on him if he's nasty.
Mark's Babe, North West.
As Charlie Brown said - Speak softly
AND CARRY A BIG DOG - RESPECT
BRAVO FOR PORTILLO'S QUIFF!
It's about time someone stood up for our misunderstood Tory Government.
Since the bleak, totalitarian nightmare of the last Labour administration the brave boys in blue have managed to:
Double the number of homeless and violent crime, triple unemployment and quadruple the NHS waiting list.
Stop moaning and recognise growth areas when you see them!
Neanderthal Tory Moron, Primordial Soup
I'm glad you've cleared that up for me
