The Mega-Zine Museum
April 21, 1995
MRS COGGINS is waiting in Revision Land for Pat, but her patience is waning.
ENCHANTRESS OF EDEN says we have no future artistically or politically.
KENNEDY thinks Latin looks cool on your CV. Not really, chummy, but nice try.
KYTTE THE GUITAR FREAK wants to know if Annie Holland from Elastica is related to Jools of the same last name.
SLICK RIC thinks he is going to take over Short Cuts. Just try it.
Purple Rhino has a bee in her/his horn
ABOUT CHINA DRUM - NEW STAR BAND?
REPLY TO LIAM
You have no idea what's going on. Local councils are only just surviving the corruption and PC ideas forced on us by the loony left.
Unemployment isn't up but less, and NHS waiting lists are much shorter.
There has been a carefully orchestrated media campaign against the current Government. People who can't see this are dense.
Mr Sensible.
Just call me Dense of Dense House,
DENSE ROAD, DENSEVILLE. DUH.
DEAR 'ZINE
I was horrified to hear on Crimewatch a man described as having a Midland accent. This is just not feasible. We're not all Brummies.
There are many different Midlands accents including Birmingham, Lincoln, Nottingham, Derby and Northampton.
My north Nottingham accent is as different from a Brummie as cockney is from a Glaswegian.
Maid Marrion, Nottingham.
Why, oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why?
SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR WATCHING IT!
ALBUM REVIEW
Nevermind is the best album by the best band ever. A spiritual trip of pure unequivocal genius NEVER to be eclipsed.
I can't begin to define what Nivarna and Nevermind mean to me, there are too many emotions, images, memories contained between the baby and monkey.
Still and forever, mind blowing.
Still in awe and love,
Obscure Indie Boy.
Just this once I'm allowing this but
NO REPEATS, PLEASE, FOR MY SAKE
DEAR 'ZINE
I have the answer to all teenage problems: Alfred. No more do I have to worry - Alfred does it all for me.
From clothes to solving the problem of having more corners on posters than Blu-tac... anyway, what's wrong with trusty old sticky-tape?
Sadly Alfred likes me too much (and his £200 a week) to be of use to you.
Batman, Live In Fear, See Me Fly.
If you ask me he's waaay underpaid.
QUESTION
Is anyone else being forced to take 11 GCSEs by their school?
I am and I think this is totally unfair because it's loads too much work and pressure on people.
Also it's not right that I should be forced to take woodwork as I don't see how being able to make a box will help in later life.
Evil Person.
What do you keep your jewellery in?
BESIDES, WE ALL NEED SHELVES
