The Mega-Zine Museum
April 17, 1995
VEDDERIST puts Alive from Ten at the top of his Pearl Jam songs chart.
JON E P saw Blades brain in his local butchers. He wants you to pop in and identify it.
ANGEL OF RIGHTEOUSNESS says we should all stop moping around and having nihilistic heroes like Mr Cobain.
GILLIAN tells us that Emma Gulseven has orange hair roots due to over dyeing.
PRIZE for best name - Splat Meringue!
Can anyone beat that? - I think not
SHORT AND SWEET CUTS LET YOU SAY
REPLY TO BUGLE BUNGLE
I can sympathise with your blu-tac trauma totally.
Having a spare hour I decided to save some time off the coming month by taking 31 showers on April 1.
After a few days I began to smell and have had to take one every day since then. No wonder the water companies continue to thrive.
The Magical Transit Child.
Only an hour to spare, sounds more like
SEVERAL TO ME, BUT WHO'S COUNTIN'
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
While being bored to tears watching the US Masters I decided that the game of golf should be jazzed up slightly by having a square ball.
This would prevent the ball from:
- Rolling in any direction at speed.
- Going down any round holes.
These two points are in fact the whole basis of the game of golf.
Discotheque Wreck, Wah-heey, Groovy!
As Oscar Wilde said: "Golf, is a good
GOOD WALK - SPOILED". WISE WORDS
AN ODE TO HURT REGARDING A SHIRT
Who the hell is Kate Cobain?
And so what if Tories have no brain.
Nothing compares with all my hurt,
Spilling banana yoghurt down my favourite shirt.
Miss A Harman, Ramsey Street.
PS Dear Michael Portillo's Quiff. We're looking at the alternatives indeedy. Right now Take That would be better in Government. Anything else is a bonus.
'ZINESTERS
I am a Detective Inspector. After many years of intensive research on your planet I've made a discovery.
The music charts are fixed! Oh yes! How else would Rednex, Mariah Carey, Whigfield and TT get to the top?
I am a slightly deranged 15-year-old sent to school to conform with the norm. You must continue my work before it's too late.
Spacey Stargirl.
I am shocked to the core - I thought
THEY GOT THERE ON MUSICAL MERIT
IN REPLY TO SPIRITUAL RAINBOW
Hippy clothes becoming fashionable is the last thing we want.
Look what happened to grunge and punk. They started appearing in teenybopper's magazines and bringing out fakes.
Do you really want this to happen to hippies as well? We want to be individuals, not follow the crowd.
Youth Gone Wild, In a Darkened Room
I have a feeling THEY already did
