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April 16, 1995

FRESH PRINCE OF GUILDFORD - funny but, yawn, unprintable. We have standards!!!

LOUW AND FOLLOWERS say Mute Witness has a pregnant male rabbit. Come again?

DALE COOPER sent us quotes, including: "The football's empty, I'm looking for Santa Claus" from Twin Peaks, the film.

BLADES finds keeping music at a low volume hard. Your mum must be pleased!

DIPPY CHICK hates Blackburn Rovers cos they keep nicking Southampton's players.

Camouflage thinks footie, TV, bubblegum

AND PJ & DUNCUN ARE LIFE ITSELF!?

 

TO ALL 'ZINESTERS

I get really annoyed every weekend at 6.15 when Superman comes on. Why I hear you ask?

Well, why, if Lois Lane is such a good reporter, doesn't she realise that Superman and Clark Kent look remarkably similar? Need I go into the details?

And how can Lex Luther still be alive?

Adam Ant's Princess Charming.

Picky, picky, picky - don't you know

IT'S THE SCENERY THAT MATTERS

 

DEAR 'ZINE

The song contest of the year has once again reared it's ugly head. Or is it so ugly this year?

With Britain's entry Love City Groove by Artists Known by the Same Name As their Song, we're bound to have success

Unless the judges have something against a brilliant rap/soul song. It's not as though all the judges are over 60 and wear suits. Is it?

A Soul Sandgrounder.

Are you sure you spelt rap/soul right?

ORIGINALITY - UNE POINT

 

10 THINGS WHICH MAKE LIFE WORTHWHILE

  • Jubilee (in a low).
  • Remembering I'm seeing Blur in June.
  • Coconut ice.
  • The X-files.
  • Oasis.
  • Brookside.
  • Knowing my A-levels are over soon.
  • Seeing Man Utd lose (occasionally).
  • Laughing at sad Take Thatters.
  • Reading Megazine.

Debt Collector.

Good luck everyone taking exams soon!

 

SENTIMENTS INSPIRED BY THE KINKS

There are millions of people out there, smiling through clouds of despair, so why bear malice? Just let it go.

After all, life is what you make of it and it soon fades away. One day we'll be born again to live in a world without suffering and pain.

God save the village green.

Sweet Lady Genevieve, Sitting by the Riverside with Pop Guru.

In the words of Bill Hicks, it's just a

RIDE, NOT GOOD, NOT BAD, JUST A RIDE

 

DEAR MEGA'ZINE - A LITTLE QUESTION

If there were two alien snakes that need no blood or vital organs to survive and they started to eat each other's tails, at the same time, what would be left in the end?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

Two Grungy/Indie/Heavy Metal Chix

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!