The Mega-Zine Museum
April 6, 1995
GINA says putting a duvet cover on a double duvet is the most frustrating thing and being wide awake at 5am.
BABE YOUTH sent a list of Mega-babes - Kylie being at the top. Purleeze.
RED asks why do girls dye their hair red and slag off gingertops as well?
SWEET LADY GENEVIEVE wants to gaze upon Waterloo sunset with Telly Guru. Aaaah.
J MAJOR in Huntingdon is having peas for tea tonight. Thanks for that.
Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!
All YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE
GIG REVIEW - BLOW, KING TUT'S, GLASGOW
The only thing to say about Blow is - go and seen them on tour. They're brill!
They played heaps of songs from the demo and the new mini album as well as a few new tracks. They were stunning.
The stage was tiny and Nicky was in front of Jimmy for half the time but they made the most of it and still played well.
Jimmy's Maracas
I like the idea of WLW championing
NEW BANDS - WELL, RECYCLED ACTUALLY
DEAR 'ZINE
I'd just like to say that I do loathe the music press. I despise the way that ever since Bernard Butler left Suede, Dog Man Star has been overlooked.
It's such a breathtaking album and Suede are still a breathtaking band.
So I'd just like to tell the music press! Yah Boo! LOSERS!
Jo! Gary Oldman's Immortal Beloved, Magic America.
TO DIX-R-OUS
Humans are NOT carnivorous but generally onmnivorous. We descended from herbivores (ie veggies).
Ever wondered why we can't eat raw meat? It's because our digestive system is too long to cope with it. Lions have a gut one fifth the length so they can.
Go back to your steak and mentally challenged points of view and don't worry about the cows killed for you.
Althea, The Far Side.
Here endeth the lesson
I'M OFF TO INSPECT MY INTESTINES
DEAR 'ZINE
Adverts are meant to persuade you to buy the product they are advertising.
They're meant to be remotely good. Right? Has anyone seen a decent advert recently? No!
There may be one or two satisfactory ones but in general they are total rubbish and I think they should be abolished forever.
The Empress of Indie.
But then the TV licence fee would be
MORE EXPENSIVE - THAT WE DON'T WANT!
RANT OF THE DAY
We call ourselves civilians but are we civil?
All round the world there's suffering. In our eyes there are black and there are white, but we're all humans.
Isn't that what counts?
Camouflage, North West.
